Top rated agonizingly slow movies that are also quotable

Check out today’s highest ranked agonizingly slow and quotable movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are agonizingly slow and quotable, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 The Stairs (2021)

In 1997, 11-year-old Jesse finds a mysterious staircase in the woods and disappears - - 20 years later, a group of hikers sets off into the very same woods. Unfortunately for them, they come face-to-face with the very same set of stairs...

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2021-02-26 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Kathleen Quinlan, John Schneider

Rating

rating icon 3.912
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    intentionally funny
  2. Ranked #4 for
    not remotely scary
  3. Ranked #5 for
    most thought-provoking

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2 I Am Vengeance: Retaliation (2020)

A former special-forces soldier is given the opportunity to bring the man who betrayed his team on their final mission in Eastern Europe several years ago - to justice.

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2020-02-29 | Action

Cast

Stuart Bennett, Vinnie Jones

Rating

rating icon 5.943
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    utterly laughable
  2. Ranked #1 for
    almost laughable
  3. Ranked #1 for
    witty repartee

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3 Hideout (2021)

Evading police at a remote farmhouse after fumbling a robbery, four criminals discover that the family living there is not who they appear to be.

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2021-11-09 | Horror / Crime

Cast

Katie Lyons, Bryan Enright

Rating

rating icon 5.156
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    weird camera angle
  2. Ranked #1 for
    downright painful
  3. Ranked #1 for
    poorly put together

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Hideout trailer
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4 Risen (2021)

Disaster unfolds when a meteor strikes a small town, turning the environment uninhabitable and killing everything in the surrounding area. Exobiologist Lauren Stone is called to find answers to the unearthly event. As she begins to uncover the truth, imminent danger awakens and it becomes a race against time to save mankind.

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2021-08-20 | Science Fiction / Drama

Cast

Nicole Schalmo, Jack Campbell

Rating

rating icon 5.192
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    badly produced
  2. Ranked #2 for
    tying loose ends
  3. Ranked #3 for
    painfully slow

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5 Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.

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2019-10-25 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Phil Brooks, Trieste Kelly Dunn

Rating

rating icon 5.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    suffering wife
  2. Ranked #1 for
    refurbished
  3. Ranked #1 for
    passable acting

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6 Adverse (2021)

In order to save his sister, a ride-share driver must infiltrate a dangerous crime syndicate.

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2021-02-12 | Crime / Thriller

Cast

Thomas Ian Nicholas, Mickey Rourke

Rating

rating icon 4.681
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    absolutely pathetic
  2. Ranked #1 for
    beyond bad
  3. Ranked #1 for
    adverse

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7 Elyse (2020)

Elyse appears, on the surface, to have it all - a beautiful family, and enviable home, a charmed lifestyle. However, all is not what it seems, and her enviable existence starts to unravel. Institutionalised following a catastrophic accident, she is deeply traumatised and seemingly unreachable. Only the care from her doctor and the unconditional love from her nurse might lead to her recovery.

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2020-07-01 | Drama

Cast

Anthony Hopkins, Lisa Pepper

Rating

rating icon 5.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    relieving
  2. Ranked #1 for
    catatonic
  3. Ranked #1 for
    most underrated

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8 The Alpines (2021)

The Alpines is a psychological thriller that follows seven friends coming together for a weekend getaway after several years of little to no contact. They've grown apart. They've moved on with their lives. But the secrets of their past have come back to haunt them. This time with a very real threat ready to expose every last one.

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2021-01-19 | Mystery / Thriller

Cast

Aaron Latta-Morissette, Mally Corrigan

Rating

rating icon 4.342
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    full of suspense
  2. Ranked #2 for
    frenemy
  3. Ranked #3 for
    mediocre acting

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The Alpines trailer
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9 The Last Thing He Wanted (2020)

At the turning point of the Iran-Contra affair, Elena McMahon, a fearless investigative journalist covering the 1984 US presidential campaign, puts herself in danger when she abandons her assigned task in order to fulfill the last wish of her ailing father, a mysterious man whose past activities she barely knows.

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2020-02-14 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Anne Hathaway, Ben Affleck

Rating

rating icon 4.87
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    confusing mess
  2. Ranked #1 for
    needlessly complicated
  3. Ranked #1 for
    begging the question

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10 A Savannah Haunting (2022)

Based on true events and filmed in the actual haunted house upon which the script is based, A Savannah Haunting is a chilling supernatural thriller about a family that is torn apart by evil forces inside their new home.

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2022-10-28 | Horror / Drama

Cast

Gena Shaw, Dean J. West

Rating

rating icon 5.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    harsh sound
  2. Ranked #2 for
    for horror movie day
  3. Ranked #3 for
    horrific

Trailer

A Savannah Haunting trailer
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