Top rated agonizingly slow movies that are also totally inept

Check out today’s highest ranked agonizingly slow and totally inept movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are agonizingly slow and totally inept, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Havana Darkness (2019)

Traveling to Havana, Cuba, to investigate the origins of a mysterious manuscript supposedly written by acclaimed American novelist, Ernest Hemingway, three friends are thrust into a terrifying game of cat and mouse when they find themselves trapped inside an abandoned building nestled in the center of the country's vibrant capital. With time running out fast the threesome must maneuver through a maze of deadly traps to find a way out of the building before they're hunted down.

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2019-02-05 | Thriller

Cast

Carolina Ravassa, Guillermo Iván

Rating

rating icon 4.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    totally inept
  2. Ranked #7 for
    inept producing
  3. Ranked #9 for
    threadbare plot

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2 The Virtuoso (2021)

Danger, deception and murder descend upon a sleepy town when a professional assassin accepts a new assignment from his enigmatic boss.

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2021-04-30 | Thriller / Crime

Cast

Anthony Hopkins, Anson Mount

Rating

rating icon 5.962
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    dreadfully boring
  2. Ranked #3 for
    slow and boring
  3. Ranked #3 for
    yawn

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3 Cold Blood (2019)

A legendary but retired hit man lives in peace and isolation in the barren North American wilderness. When he rescues a woman from a snowmobiling accident, he soon discovers that she's harboring a secret that forces him to return to his lethal ways.

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2019-05-15 | Thriller / Action

Cast

Jean Reno, Sarah Lind

Rating

rating icon 5.308
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    nearly fell asleep
  2. Ranked #1 for
    slow and uninteresting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    waste of acting talent

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Cold Blood trailer
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4 Risen (2021)

Disaster unfolds when a meteor strikes a small town, turning the environment uninhabitable and killing everything in the surrounding area. Exobiologist Lauren Stone is called to find answers to the unearthly event. As she begins to uncover the truth, imminent danger awakens and it becomes a race against time to save mankind.

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2021-08-20 | Science Fiction / Drama

Cast

Nicole Schalmo, Jack Campbell

Rating

rating icon 5.192
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    badly produced
  2. Ranked #2 for
    tying loose ends
  3. Ranked #3 for
    steadyhanded directing

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Risen trailer
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5 Planet Dune (2021)

A crew on a mission to rescue a marooned base on a desert planet turns deadly when the crew finds themselves hunted and attacked by the planet’s apex predators: giant sand worms.

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2021-10-29 | Science Fiction / Horror

Cast

Sean Young, Emily Killian

Rating

rating icon 4.961
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    agonizingly slow
  2. Ranked #1 for
    threadbare plot
  3. Ranked #3 for
    paper-thin plot

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6 The Gateway (2021)

A social worker assigned to the care of the daughter of a single mother intervenes when the dad returns from prison and lures them into a life of crime.

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2021-09-03 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Shea Whigham, Olivia Munn

Rating

rating icon 5.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    forced and unnatural acting
  2. Ranked #4 for
    excruciatingly slow
  3. Ranked #7 for
    incredibly lame

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7 Midnight in the Switchgrass (2021)

FBI Agent Karl Helter and his partner Rebecca Lombardo are very close to busting a sex-trafficking ring. When they realize their investigation has crossed the path of a brutal serial killer, they team up with a FDLE agent to put an end to the infamous 'Truck Stop Killer'.

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2021-07-23 | Crime / Mystery

Cast

Megan Fox, Bruce Willis

Rating

rating icon 5.957
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    shoddily produced
  2. Ranked #4 for
    mind-numbingly awful
  3. Ranked #5 for
    slipshod

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8 The Isle (2019)

1840 and another ship crashes on the rocks of an almost deserted island in Scotland. Three sailors survive the wreck and make it to shore where the few locals take them in as they wait for the mainland boat to come for them. But the sailors' survival story has only just started as they uncover the strange past of the once vibrant island.

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2019-02-08 | Thriller / Adventure

Cast

Conleth Hill, Alex Hassell

Rating

rating icon 4.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    sluggish pace
  2. Ranked #1 for
    completely boring
  3. Ranked #1 for
    awfully slow

Trailer

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9 Hideout (2021)

Evading police at a remote farmhouse after fumbling a robbery, four criminals discover that the family living there is not who they appear to be.

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2021-11-09 | Horror / Crime

Cast

Katie Lyons, Bryan Enright

Rating

rating icon 5.156
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    downright painful
  2. Ranked #1 for
    weird camera angle
  3. Ranked #1 for
    poorly put together

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Hideout trailer
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10 Dauntless: The Battle of Midway (2019)

By June 1942, the Japanese Navy has swept across the Pacific. In an effort to change the course of the war, a United States carrier group is positioned off the coast of Midway, tasked with springing a trap on the enemy. During this pivotal battle, the two-man crew of a U.S. Navy dive bomber is forced to ditch in the sea. Set adrift, the men look towards their comrades for rescue; namely, the ragtag crew of a PBY Catalina, who are sent to search for survivors. Amid the vast openness of the Pacific, with days passing and the chance of rescue fading, the men are forced to face their own mortality.

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2019-10-22 | War / Action

Cast

Judd Nelson, C. Thomas Howell

Rating

rating icon 4.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #9 for
    crappy CG
  2. Ranked #9 for
    unmitigated disaster
  3. Ranked #14 for
    sleep-inducing

Trailer

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