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Top rated awfully slow movies that are also hairbrained

Check out today’s highest ranked awfully slow and hairbrained movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are awfully slow and hairbrained, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jan 19 2021

1 Battlefield Earth (2000)

In the year 3000, man is no match for the Psychlos, a greedy, manipulative race of aliens on a quest for ultimate profit. Led by the powerful Terl, the Psychlos are stripping Earth clean of its natural resources, using the broken remnants of humanity as slaves. What is left of the human race has descended into a near primitive state. After being captured, it is up to Tyler to save mankind.

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2000-05-10 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

John Travolta, Barry Pepper

Rating

rating icon 3.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    cheesy special effects
  2. Ranked #1 for
    totally ridiculous
  3. Ranked #1 for
    insult to injury

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2 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

A computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker.

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1997-06-13 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric

Rating

rating icon 4.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    talented enough director
  2. Ranked #1 for
    utterly unconvincing
  3. Ranked #2 for
    completely ludicrous

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3 The Beyond (2018)

Set in 2019, The Beyond chronicles the groundbreaking mission which sent astronauts - modified with advanced robotics, through a newly discovered wormhole known as the Void. When the mission returns unexpectedly, the space agency races to discover what the astronauts encountered on their first of its kind interstellar space journey.

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2018-01-09 | Science Fiction

Cast

David Bailie, Jane Perry

Rating

rating icon 5.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    mildly interesting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    slow pace
  3. Ranked #2 for
    snail pace

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4 The Phantom (1996)

The 21st successor to the role of Bengalla's resident superhero must travel to New York to prevent a rich madman from obtaining three magic skulls that would give him the secret to ultimate power.

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1996-06-06 | Adventure / Action

Cast

Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson

Rating

rating icon 5.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    high-spirited
  2. Ranked #1 for
    entertaining romp
  3. Ranked #1 for
    fruity voice

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5 Dragon Wars: D-War (2007)

Based on the Korean legend, unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet. Reporter Ethan Kendrick is called in to investigate the matter...

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2007-02-08 | Fantasy / Drama

Cast

Jason Behr, Amanda Brooks

Rating

rating icon 4.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    bells and whistles
  2. Ranked #2 for
    worth money
  3. Ranked #2 for
    spectacular special effect

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6 The Cat in the Hat (2003)

Conrad and Sally Walden are home alone with their pet fish. It is raining outside, and there is nothing to do. Until The Cat in the Hat walks in the front door. He introduces them to their imagination, and at first it's all fun and games, until things get out of hand, and The Cat must go, go, go, before their parents get back.

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2003-11-21 | Fantasy / Family

Cast

Mike Myers, Dakota Fanning

Rating

rating icon 5.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    leaving bad taste
  2. Ranked #1 for
    objectionable
  3. Ranked #1 for
    mature theme

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7 Tubelight (2017)

Laxman Singh Bisht is nicknamed tube light by his neighbours because he is feeble-minded. Despite being special, Laxman lives by one life-lesson; keep your faith alive and you can do almost anything, even stop a war.

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2017-06-22 | Drama / War

Cast

Salman Khan, Sohail Khan

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    pivotal role
  2. Ranked #1 for
    predictable
  3. Ranked #5 for
    washed out

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8 Poker Run (2009)

Robert (Bertie Higgins) and Allan (J.D. Rudometkin) decide to add some excitement to their lives by taking up Harley riding. But things go south when two psychopathic bikers (Robert Thorne and Jay Wisell) kidnap their wives (Debra Hopkins and Jasmine Waltz) and force the men to perform horrific tasks to retrieve their spouses. Now they must enter -- and participate in -- a world of violence they couldn't have imagined in this bloody thriller.

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2009-03-24 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Kevin Anthony Brooks, Ryan Caldwell

Rating

rating icon 3.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    clean-cut
  2. Ranked #16 for
    tight pace
  3. Ranked #34 for
    with tense moments

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9 Contract Killers (2008)

A CIA assassin attempts to break out of the contract killing business to try to lead a normal life. But when "the system" tracks her down and frames her for the death of her husband, she embarks on a path of revenge that leads her back into the life she tried to hard to abandon.

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2008-03-13 | Action

Cast

Frida Farrell, Nick Mancuso

Rating

rating icon 4.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #7 for
    close scrutiny
  2. Ranked #11 for
    utterly implausible
  3. Ranked #23 for
    tenuous

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10 Penny Dreadful (2006)

Young Penny goes on a retreat with her psychologist; the intention is to help her overcome her phobia, an intense fear of cars. Unexpected events find her in a nightmarish situation where her worst fears come true.

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2006-11-10 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Rachel Miner, Mimi Rogers

Rating

rating icon 5.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    worth renting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    sense of claustrophobia
  3. Ranked #2 for
    voice drives me nuts

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