Top rated barely coherent movies that are also absolutely horrid

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and absolutely horrid movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and absolutely horrid, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update May 10 2021

1 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    bad casting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    wretched
  3. Ranked #1 for
    stilted dialogue

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2 Await Further Instructions (2018)

A dysfunctional family awake on Christmas morning to discover they’re sealed inside their house by a mysterious black substance. On television, a single line of text reads: “Stay Indoors and Await Further Instructions.”

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2018-08-26 | Mystery / Horror

Cast

David Bradley, Abigail Cruttenden

Rating

rating icon 5.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    thin writing
  2. Ranked #1 for
    completely bonkers
  3. Ranked #2 for
    heart-racing

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3 Dragon Wars (2007)

Based on the Korean legend, unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet. Reporter Ethan Kendrick is called in to investigate the matter...

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2007-02-08 | Fantasy / Drama

Cast

Jason Behr, Amanda Brooks

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    snake-like character
  2. Ranked #4 for
    worth money
  3. Ranked #4 for
    hilariously stupid

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4 The Ghouls (2003)

Eric Hayes is a stringer. One notch below the lowest rung of the journalistic ladder. A video vulture preying on police chases, ambulance runs, and random street violence, selling his footage to the highest bidder and living on a steady diet of cigarettes and bloodlust. For years, Eric has lived off of other people's pain and misery. But he's about to discover something beneath the streets of Los Angeles even hungrier for blood than he is. He's about to discover THE GHOULS.

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2003-11-06 | Horror

Cast

Timothy Muskatell, Tina Birchfield

Rating

rating icon 3.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    unspeakable act
  2. Ranked #4 for
    juicy atmosphere
  3. Ranked #6 for
    so disgusted

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5 Dark Touch (2013)

Niamh is the lone survivor of a mysterious massacre in which the furniture and objects in her family’s isolated house took on a monstrous life of their own. The police ignore her wild stories, and the neighbours and social worker who take her into their care try to introduce her to a new life. But Niamh is unable to leave her violent past behind her, endangering everyone who crosses her path.

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2013-09-27 | Horror / Drama

Cast

Missy Keating, Marcella Plunkett

Rating

rating icon 4.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #6 for
    dark and grim
  2. Ranked #10 for
    dark and gloomy
  3. Ranked #15 for
    brooding atmosphere

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6 The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let's Do the Time Warp Again (2016)

A straitlaced, square couple, seeking shelter from a storm, find themselves in the castle of a transsexual alien mad scientist intent on creating a buff bodybuilder.

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2016-10-20 | TV Movie / Horror

Cast

Tim Curry, Laverne Cox

Rating

rating icon 5.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    woefully miscast
  2. Ranked #1 for
    badly miscast
  3. Ranked #1 for
    hopelessly miscast

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7 Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.

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2019-10-25 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Phillip Jack Brooks, Trieste Kelly Dunn

Rating

rating icon 5.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    refurbished
  2. Ranked #3 for
    dumb decision
  3. Ranked #5 for
    downright painful

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8 The Recall (2017)

When five friends vacation at a remote lake house, they expect nothing less then a good time, unaware that Earth is under attack by an alien invasion and mass-abductions.

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2017-06-02 | Science Fiction / Horror

Cast

Wesley Snipes, RJ Mitte

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    sniping lines
  2. Ranked #3 for
    no hesitation in recommending
  3. Ranked #4 for
    mildly violent

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9 The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death (2014)

40 years after the first haunting at Eel Marsh House, a group of children evacuated from WWII London arrive, awakening the house's darkest inhabitant.

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2014-12-30 | Thriller / Horror

Cast

Phoebe Fox, Helen McCrory

Rating

rating icon 5.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    haunting atmosphere
  2. Ranked #1 for
    surreal atmosphere
  3. Ranked #1 for
    effectively scary

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10 Prom Night (2008)

Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.

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2008-04-10 | Crime / Horror

Cast

Brittany Snow, Scott Porter

Rating

rating icon 5.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #4 for
    scream queen
  2. Ranked #4 for
    generating suspense
  3. Ranked #5 for
    for horror movie day

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