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Top rated barely coherent movies that are also crap

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and crap movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and crap, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jan 12 2021

1 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stilted acting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    torturous
  3. Ranked #1 for
    established actor

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2 Battlefield Earth (2000)

In the year 3000, man is no match for the Psychlos, a greedy, manipulative race of aliens on a quest for ultimate profit. Led by the powerful Terl, the Psychlos are stripping Earth clean of its natural resources, using the broken remnants of humanity as slaves. What is left of the human race has descended into a near primitive state. After being captured, it is up to Tyler to save mankind.

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2000-05-10 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

John Travolta, Barry Pepper

Rating

rating icon 3.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    downright stupid
  2. Ranked #1 for
    unintentionally laughable
  3. Ranked #1 for
    cheesy special effects

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3 Fantastic Four (2015)

Four young outsiders teleport to a dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.

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2015-08-05 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    rather underwhelming
  2. Ranked #1 for
    double whammy
  3. Ranked #1 for
    cringe inducing

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4 The Last Airbender (2010)

The story follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations.

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2010-06-30 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Noah Ringer, Dev Patel

Rating

rating icon 4.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    atrocious acting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    stilted dialogue
  3. Ranked #1 for
    stiff and wooden acting

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5 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

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2007-11-29 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    amateur hour
  2. Ranked #1 for
    wretched
  3. Ranked #1 for
    almost comical

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6 A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

After the disappearance of her scientist father, three peculiar beings send Meg, her brother, and her friend to space in order to find him.

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2018-03-08 | Adventure / Science Fiction

Cast

Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey

Rating

rating icon 5.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    bothersome voice
  2. Ranked #1 for
    botched
  3. Ranked #1 for
    thoroughly disappointing

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7 Anaconda (1997)

A "National Geographic" film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who takes them along on his quest to capture the world's largest - and deadliest - snake.

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1997-04-11 | Adventure / Horror

Cast

Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube

Rating

rating icon 5.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    sinuously beautiful
  2. Ranked #1 for
    unintentionally comical
  3. Ranked #1 for
    genuinely thrilling

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8 Gigli (2003)

Gigli is ordered to kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal prosecutor. When plans go awry, Gigli's boss sends in Ricki, a gorgeous free-spirited female gangster who has her own set of orders to assist with the kidnapping. But Gigli begins falling for the decidedly unavailable Ricki, which could be a hazard to his occupation.

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2003-08-01 | Drama / Comedy

Cast

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez

Rating

rating icon 3.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    utterly stupid
  2. Ranked #1 for
    downright silly
  3. Ranked #2 for
    cast with zero chemistry

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9 The Beyond (2018)

Set in 2019, The Beyond chronicles the groundbreaking mission which sent astronauts - modified with advanced robotics, through a newly discovered wormhole known as the Void. When the mission returns unexpectedly, the space agency races to discover what the astronauts encountered on their first of its kind interstellar space journey.

Info

2018-01-09 | Science Fiction

Cast

David Bailie, Jane Perry

Rating

rating icon 5.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    mildly interesting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    slow pace
  3. Ranked #2 for
    ethical question

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10 The Love Guru (2008)

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

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2008-06-20 | Comedy / Romance

Cast

Mike Myers, Jessica Alba

Rating

rating icon 4.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    mildly funny
  2. Ranked #1 for
    cornball
  3. Ranked #1 for
    poor dialogue

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FAQ

According to the review analysis on Maimovie, movies in Top rated barely coherent movies that are also crap list are rated as mediocre acting, amateur hour, unintentionally hilarious, torturous, falling asleep in the middle, cheesy special effects, downright laughable, cheap-looking, not that bad, incredibly fake.
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