Top rated barely coherent movies that are also dire

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and dire movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and dire, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jul 19 2021

1 BloodRayne (2005)

In 18th-century Romania, after spending much of her life in a traveling circus, human-vampire hybrid Rayne escapes and plots to take down her father, Kagan, the evil vampire king. When she's discovered by three vampire hunters, she manages to convince them to spare her life and join her cause. But slaying a vampire as powerful as Kagan will be no easy task.

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stilted dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    bad casting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    wretched

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2 Ticker (2001)

Ray Nettles, a detective of San Francisco, and his partner Fuzzy must take up to one of the most dangerous terrorist gangs of the city. When one of the terrorists, the beautiful scientist Claire Manning is arrested, Swan, the leader of the terrorists, claims he will detonate bombs throughout the city if she is not released. Because of the possible bloodshed, Nettles calls for the help of explosive expert Frank Glass...

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2001-01-01 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Tom Sizemore, Steven Seagal

Rating

rating icon 3.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    real bad
  2. Ranked #3 for
    Zen
  3. Ranked #4 for
    wretched

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3 The Happening (2008)

When a deadly airborne virus threatens to wipe out the northeastern United States, teacher Elliott Moore and his wife Alma flee from contaminated cities into the countryside in a fight to discover the truth. Is it terrorism, the accidental release of some toxic military bio weapon -- or something even more sinister?

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2008-06-11 | Thriller / Science Fiction

Cast

Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel

Rating

rating icon 5.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    absolutely horrendous
  2. Ranked #2 for
    barely coherent
  3. Ranked #2 for
    unintentionally comical

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4 Battlefield Earth (2000)

In the year 3000, man is no match for the Psychlos, a greedy, manipulative race of aliens on a quest for ultimate profit. Led by the powerful Terl, the Psychlos are stripping Earth clean of its natural resources, using the broken remnants of humanity as slaves. What is left of the human race has descended into a near primitive state. After being captured, it is up to Tyler to save mankind.

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2000-05-12 | Action / Adventure

Cast

John Travolta, Barry Pepper

Rating

rating icon 3.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    howler
  2. Ranked #2 for
    wretched
  3. Ranked #2 for
    asinine

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5 Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

Young adults become fascinated by the events of the three missing filmmakers in Maryland, so they decide to go into the same woods and find out what really happened.

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2000-10-27 | Mystery / Thriller

Cast

Kim Director, Jeffrey Donovan

Rating

rating icon 4.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    great shakes
  2. Ranked #2 for
    something totally different
  3. Ranked #2 for
    filling in blanks

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6 The Vanished (2020)

A family vacation takes a terrifying turn when parents Paul and Wendy discover their young daughter has vanished without a trace. Stopping at nothing to find her, the search for the truth leads to a shocking revelation.

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2020-02-28 | Mystery / Thriller

Cast

Anne Heche, Thomas Jane

Rating

rating icon 6.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    weak script
  2. Ranked #1 for
    plot twists
  3. Ranked #1 for
    twist at the end

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7 Into the Woods (2014)

In a woods filled with magic and fairy tale characters, a baker and his wife set out to end the curse put on them by their neighbor, a spiteful witch.

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2014-12-24 | Fantasy / Comedy

Cast

Meryl Streep, James Corden

Rating

rating icon 5.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    intertwined story
  2. Ranked #1 for
    intermingling plot
  3. Ranked #1 for
    mature theme

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8 The Haunting (1999)

Dr. David Marrow invites Eleanor Vance, Luke Sanderson, and Theo to the eerie and isolated Hill House to be subjects for a sleep disorder study. The unfortunate guests discover that Marrow is far more interested in the sinister mansion itself — and they soon see the true nature of its horror.

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1999-07-23 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    overdone
  2. Ranked #1 for
    embarrassing cast
  3. Ranked #1 for
    eye candy visual

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9 I Care a Lot (2021)

A court-appointed legal guardian defrauds her older clients and traps them under her care. But her latest mark comes with some unexpected baggage.

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2021-02-19 | Comedy / Crime

Cast

Rosamund Pike, Peter Dinklage

Rating

rating icon 6.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    dislikeable
  2. Ranked #1 for
    purely evil character
  3. Ranked #1 for
    hateable character

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10 The Last Airbender (2010)

The story follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations.

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2010-06-30 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Noah Ringer, Dev Patel

Rating

rating icon 4.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    expository dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    most insulting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    compressed

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