Top rated barely coherent movies that are also dire

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and dire movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and dire, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update May 10 2021

1 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    bad casting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    poorly choreographed
  3. Ranked #1 for
    acting off cue-card

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2 Ticker (2001)

Ray Nettles, a detective of San Francisco, and his partner Fuzzy must take up to one of the most dangerous terrorist gangs of the city. When one of the terrorists, the beautiful scientist Claire Manning is arrested, Swan, the leader of the terrorists, claims he will detonate bombs throughout the city if she is not released. Because of the possible bloodshed, Nettles calls for the help of explosive expert Frank Glass...

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2001-01-01 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Tom Sizemore, Steven Seagal

Rating

rating icon 3.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    Zen
  2. Ranked #3 for
    real bad
  3. Ranked #4 for
    non-existent plot

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3 The Happening (2008)

When a deadly airborne virus threatens to wipe out the northeastern United States, teacher Elliott Moore (Mark Wahlberg) and his wife (Zooey Deschanel) flee from contaminated cities into the countryside in a fight to discover the truth. Is it terrorism, the accidental release of some toxic military bio weapon -- or something even more sinister? John Leguizamo and Betty Buckley co-star in this thriller from writer-director M. Night Shyamalan.

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2008-06-11 | Thriller / Science Fiction

Cast

Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel

Rating

rating icon 5.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    absolutely horrendous
  2. Ranked #2 for
    unintentionally comical
  3. Ranked #2 for
    howler

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4 I Care a Lot (2021)

A court-appointed legal guardian defrauds her older clients and traps them under her care. But her latest mark comes with some unexpected baggage.

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2021-02-19 | Comedy / Crime

Cast

Rosamund Pike, Peter Dinklage

Rating

rating icon 6.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stretched imagination
  2. Ranked #1 for
    totally unbelievable
  3. Ranked #1 for
    morally reprehensible

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5 The Vanished (2020)

A family vacation takes a terrifying turn when parents Paul and Wendy discover their young daughter has vanished without a trace. Stopping at nothing to find her, the search for the truth leads to a shocking revelation.

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2020-02-28 | Mystery / Thriller

Cast

Anne Heche, Thomas Jane

Rating

rating icon 6.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    plot twists
  2. Ranked #1 for
    pretty damn good
  3. Ranked #1 for
    twist at the end

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6 Into the Woods (2014)

In a woods filled with magic and fairy tale characters, a baker and his wife set out to end the curse put on them by their neighbor, a spiteful witch.

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2014-12-24 | Fantasy / Comedy

Cast

Anna Kendrick, Daniel Huttlestone

Rating

rating icon 5.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    intertwined story
  2. Ranked #1 for
    mature theme
  3. Ranked #1 for
    intermingling plot

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7 The Haunting (1999)

Dr. David Marrow invites Eleanor Vance, Luke Sanderson, and Theo to the eerie and isolated Hill House to be subjects for a sleep disorder study. The unfortunate guests discover that Marrow is far more interested in the sinister mansion itself — and they soon see the true nature of its horror.

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1999-07-23 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    overdone
  2. Ranked #1 for
    stinks
  3. Ranked #1 for
    fakey lines

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8 The Last Airbender (2010)

The story follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations.

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2010-06-30 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Noah Ringer, Dev Patel

Rating

rating icon 4.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    expository dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    most insulting
  3. Ranked #2 for
    non-existent character development

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9 Fantastic Four (2015)

Four young outsiders teleport to a dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.

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2015-08-05 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    late in game
  2. Ranked #1 for
    non-existent plot
  3. Ranked #1 for
    virtually non-existent

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10 Gigli (2003)

Gigli is ordered to kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal prosecutor. When plans go awry, Gigli's boss sends in Ricki, a gorgeous free-spirited female gangster who has her own set of orders to assist with the kidnapping. But Gigli begins falling for the decidedly unavailable Ricki, which could be a hazard to his occupation.

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2003-08-01 | Drama / Comedy

Cast

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez

Rating

rating icon 4.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    mind-numbingly stupid
  2. Ranked #3 for
    stinks
  3. Ranked #4 for
    defying belief

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