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Top rated barely coherent movies that are also direct-to-video

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and direct-to-video movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and direct-to-video, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jan 19 2021

1 Anaconda (1997)

A "National Geographic" film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who takes them along on his quest to capture the world's largest - and deadliest - snake.

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1997-04-11 | Adventure / Horror

Cast

Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube

Rating

rating icon 5.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    sinuously beautiful
  2. Ranked #1 for
    genuinely thrilling
  3. Ranked #1 for
    unintentionally comical

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2 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stilted acting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    torturous
  3. Ranked #1 for
    established actor

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3 The Ghouls (2003)

Eric Hayes is a stringer. One notch below the lowest rung of the journalistic ladder. A video vulture preying on police chases, ambulance runs, and random street violence, selling his footage to the highest bidder and living on a steady diet of cigarettes and bloodlust. For years, Eric has lived off of other people's pain and misery. But he's about to discover something beneath the streets of Los Angeles even hungrier for blood than he is. He's about to discover THE GHOULS.

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2003-11-06 | Horror

Cast

Timothy Muskatell, Tina Birchfield

Rating

rating icon 3.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    establishing mood
  2. Ranked #10 for
    amateur hour
  3. Ranked #11 for
    dim lighting

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4 Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

A young woman learns that she has inherited a Texas estate from her deceased grandmother. After embarking on a road trip with friends to uncover her roots, she finds she is the sole owner of a lavish, isolated Victorian mansion. But her newfound wealth comes at a price as she stumbles upon a horror that awaits her in the mansion’s dank cellars.

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2013-01-03 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Alexandra Daddario, Tania Raymonde

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stinks
  2. Ranked #1 for
    wrong turns
  3. Ranked #1 for
    interesting twist

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5 Battlefield Earth (2000)

In the year 3000, man is no match for the Psychlos, a greedy, manipulative race of aliens on a quest for ultimate profit. Led by the powerful Terl, the Psychlos are stripping Earth clean of its natural resources, using the broken remnants of humanity as slaves. What is left of the human race has descended into a near primitive state. After being captured, it is up to Tyler to save mankind.

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2000-05-10 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

John Travolta, Barry Pepper

Rating

rating icon 3.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    insult to injury
  2. Ranked #1 for
    totally ridiculous
  3. Ranked #1 for
    advanced

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6 Dragon Wars: D-War (2007)

Based on the Korean legend, unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet. Reporter Ethan Kendrick is called in to investigate the matter...

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2007-02-08 | Fantasy / Drama

Cast

Jason Behr, Amanda Brooks

Rating

rating icon 4.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    bells and whistles
  2. Ranked #2 for
    mythic
  3. Ranked #2 for
    spectacular special effect

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7 Inspector Gadget (1999)

John Brown is a bumbling but well-intentioned security guard who is badly injured in an explosion planned by an evil mastermind. He is taken to a laboratory, where Brenda, a leading robotics surgeon, replaces his damaged limbs with state-of-the-art gadgets and tools. Named "Inspector Gadget" by the press, John -- along with his niece, Penny, and her trusty dog, Brain -- uses his new powers to discover who was behind the explosion.

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1999-07-23 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Matthew Broderick, Rupert Everett

Rating

rating icon 4.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    quite amusing
  2. Ranked #4 for
    robotical acting
  3. Ranked #6 for
    kind of cute

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8 Basic Instinct 2 (2006)

Novelist Catherine Tramell is once again in trouble with the law, and Scotland Yard appoints psychiatrist Dr. Michael Glass to evaluate her. Though, like Detective Nick Curran before him, Glass is entranced by Tramell and lured into a seductive game.

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2006-03-29 | Crime / Mystery

Cast

Sharon Stone, David Morrissey

Rating

rating icon 4.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    super hot actor
  2. Ranked #1 for
    super sexy actor
  3. Ranked #1 for
    prurient character

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9 Gigli (2003)

Gigli is ordered to kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal prosecutor. When plans go awry, Gigli's boss sends in Ricki, a gorgeous free-spirited female gangster who has her own set of orders to assist with the kidnapping. But Gigli begins falling for the decidedly unavailable Ricki, which could be a hazard to his occupation.

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2003-08-01 | Drama / Comedy

Cast

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez

Rating

rating icon 3.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    downright silly
  2. Ranked #1 for
    utterly stupid
  3. Ranked #2 for
    imbecile

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10 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

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2007-11-29 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    wretched
  2. Ranked #1 for
    almost comical
  3. Ranked #1 for
    amateur hour

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