Top rated barely coherent movies that are also half-ass

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and half-ass movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and half-ass, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010)

After surviving the incidents in Barrow, Alaska, Stella Olemaun relocates to Los Angeles, where she intentionally attracts the attention of the local vampire population in order to avenge the death of her husband, Eben.

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2010-10-04 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Kiele Sanchez, Mia Kirshner

Rating

rating icon 5.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #5 for
    directo-to-DVD
  2. Ranked #27 for
    utterly implausible
  3. Ranked #45 for
    direct-to-video

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2 Hot Rod (2007)

For Rod Kimball, performing stunts is a way of life, even though he is rather accident-prone. Poor Rod cannot even get any respect from his stepfather, Frank, who beats him up in weekly sparring matches. When Frank falls ill, Rod devises his most outrageous stunt yet to raise money for Frank's operation -- and then Rod will kick Frank's butt.

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2007-08-03 | Comedy / Action

Cast

Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone

Rating

rating icon 6.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    highly amusing
  2. Ranked #4 for
    consistently amusing
  3. Ranked #4 for
    non sequitur

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Hot Rod trailer
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3 Rollerball (2002)

In this fast action-packed thriller, Jonathan, Marcus, and Aurora compete in a dangerous, fierce sport called Rollerball. Although, Johnathan and Marcus try to quit, cruel and vindictive promoter Alexi Petrovich encourages them to still participate.

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2002-02-08 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Chris Klein, LL Cool J

Rating

rating icon 4.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #20 for
    absolute mess
  2. Ranked #25 for
    complete mess
  3. Ranked #38 for
    total mess

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Rollerball trailer
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4 Alone in the Dark (2005)

Edward Carnby is a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. His cases delve into the dark corners of the world, searching for truth in the occult remnants of ancient civilizations. Now, the greatest mystery of his past is about to become the most dangerous case he has ever faced.

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2005-01-28 | Action / Fantasy

Cast

Christian Slater, Tara Reid

Rating

rating icon 3.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #18 for
    pure crap
  2. Ranked #36 for
    horrendously bad
  3. Ranked #72 for
    sucky

Trailer

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5 Meet the Deedles (1998)

Two surfers end up as Yellowstone park rangers and have to stop a former ranger who is out for revenge.

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1998-03-27 | Comedy / Family

Cast

Paul Walker, John Ashton

Rating

rating icon 4.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    foolish
  2. Ranked #1 for
    worth owning
  3. Ranked #1 for
    uncool character

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Meet the Deedles trailer
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6 Ultraviolet (2006)

In the late 21st century, a subculture of humans have emerged who have been modified genetically by a vampire-like disease, giving them enhanced speed, incredible stamina and acute intelligence. As they are set apart from "normal" and "healthy" humans, the world is pushed to the brink of worldwide civil war aimed at the destruction of the "diseased" population. In the middle of this crossed-fire is - an infected woman - Ultraviolet, who finds herself protecting a nine-year-old boy who has been marked for death by the human government as he is believed to be a threat to humans.

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2006-03-03 | Science Fiction / Action

Cast

Milla Jovovich, Cameron Bright

Rating

rating icon 5.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #51 for
    style over substance
  2. Ranked #69 for
    threadbare plot
  3. Ranked #126 for
    poorly choreographed

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Ultraviolet trailer
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7 Phantasm (1979)

A young boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber known only as the Tall Man, who keeps a mysterious arsenal of terrible weapons with him.

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1979-03-28 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Angus Scrimm, A. Michael Baldwin

Rating

rating icon 6.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    cult classic
  2. Ranked #2 for
    unearthly
  3. Ranked #3 for
    nightmare scenario

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Phantasm trailer
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8 Stan Helsing (2009)

It's Halloween night and video store clerk Stan Helsing just got stuck with a last minute request to deliver some videos. With his best friend, his best friend's date, and a smoking hot ex-girlfriend waiting to go to a party, Stan convinces them to take a side trip to Stormy Night Estates for the drop. But the group gets locked inside and Stan discovers he's actually Stan Van Helsing, descendan

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2009-10-27 | Comedy / Horror

Cast

Steve Howey, Diora Baird

Rating

rating icon 4.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #20 for
    dumbest
  2. Ranked #22 for
    incredibly stupid
  3. Ranked #24 for
    just plain stupid

Trailer

Stan Helsing trailer
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9 Epic Movie (2007)

When Edward, Peter, Lucy and Susan each follow their own path, they end up finding themselves at Willy's Chocolate factory. Walking through a wardrobe, they discover the world of Gnarnia, which is ruled by the White Bitch. Meeting up with characters such as Harry Potter and Captain Jack Swallows, the newly reunited family must team up with Aslo, a wise-but-horny lion to stop the white bitch's army

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2007-01-25 | Comedy / Action

Cast

Kal Penn, Adam Campbell

Rating

rating icon 3.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #9 for
    waste of money
  2. Ranked #10 for
    just plain dumb
  3. Ranked #13 for
    just plain stupid

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Epic Movie trailer
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10 The Ghouls (2003)

Eric Hayes is a stringer. One notch below the lowest rung of the journalistic ladder. A video vulture preying on police chases, ambulance runs, and random street violence, selling his footage to the highest bidder and living on a steady diet of cigarettes and bloodlust. For years, Eric has lived off of other people's pain and misery. But he's about to discover something beneath the streets of Los Angeles even hungrier for blood than he is. He's about to discover THE GHOULS.

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2003-11-06 | Horror

Cast

Timothy Muskatell, Tina Birchfield

Rating

rating icon 3.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    basically a rehash
  2. Ranked #3 for
    so disgusted
  3. Ranked #4 for
    unspeakable act

Trailer

The Ghouls trailer
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