Top rated barely coherent movies that are also half-ass

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and half-ass movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and half-ass, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update May 03 2021

1 The Happening (2008)

When a deadly airborne virus threatens to wipe out the northeastern United States, teacher Elliott Moore (Mark Wahlberg) and his wife (Zooey Deschanel) flee from contaminated cities into the countryside in a fight to discover the truth. Is it terrorism, the accidental release of some toxic military bio weapon -- or something even more sinister? John Leguizamo and Betty Buckley co-star in this thriller from writer-director M. Night Shyamalan.

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2008-06-11 | Thriller / Science Fiction

Cast

Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel

Rating

rating icon 5.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    woah
  2. Ranked #1 for
    absolutely horrendous
  3. Ranked #2 for
    howler

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2 The Last Airbender (2010)

The story follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations.

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2010-06-30 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Noah Ringer, Dev Patel

Rating

rating icon 4.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    most insulting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    expository dialogue
  3. Ranked #1 for
    compressed

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3 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stilted dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    bad casting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    wretched

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4 I Care a Lot (2021)

A court-appointed legal guardian defrauds her older clients and traps them under her care. But her latest mark comes with some unexpected baggage.

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2021-02-19 | Comedy / Crime

Cast

Rosamund Pike, Peter Dinklage

Rating

rating icon 6.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    promising start
  2. Ranked #1 for
    dislikable character
  3. Ranked #1 for
    loathsome

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5 The Da Vinci Code (2006)

A murder in Paris’ Louvre Museum and cryptic clues in some of Leonardo da Vinci’s most famous paintings lead to the discovery of a religious mystery. For 2,000 years a secret society closely guards information that — should it come to light — could rock the very foundations of Christianity.

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2006-05-17 | Thriller / Mystery

Cast

Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou

Rating

rating icon 6.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    faithful to book
  2. Ranked #1 for
    deviating from book
  3. Ranked #2 for
    moving quickly

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6 Blair Witch (2016)

Students on a camping trip discover something sinister is lurking beyond the trees.

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2016-09-15 | Thriller / Horror

Cast

James Allen McCune, Callie Hernandez

Rating

rating icon 5.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    less effective
  2. Ranked #2 for
    blurry image
  3. Ranked #2 for
    loud noise

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7 The Haunting (1999)

Dr. David Marrow invites Eleanor Vance, Luke Sanderson, and Theo to the eerie and isolated Hill House to be subjects for a sleep disorder study. The unfortunate guests discover that Marrow is far more interested in the sinister mansion itself — and they soon see the true nature of its horror.

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1999-07-23 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    eye candy visual
  2. Ranked #1 for
    embarrassing cast
  3. Ranked #1 for
    ornate imagery

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8 The Blair Witch Project (1999)

In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary. A year later their footage was found.

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1999-07-14 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams

Rating

rating icon 6.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    wobbly camera work
  2. Ranked #1 for
    blurry image
  3. Ranked #1 for
    sick to stomach

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9 6 Underground (2019)

After faking his death, a tech billionaire recruits a team of international operatives for a bold and bloody mission to take down a brutal dictator.

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2019-12-10 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Ryan Reynolds, Mélanie Laurent

Rating

rating icon 6.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    fast-cutting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    non-existent character development
  3. Ranked #1 for
    popcorn entertainment

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10 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

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2007-11-29 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Rating

rating icon 4.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    almost comical
  2. Ranked #1 for
    almost non-existent
  3. Ranked #2 for
    stilted dialogue

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