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Top rated barely coherent movies that are also kind of lame

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and kind of lame movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and kind of lame, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jan 12 2021

1 The Haunting (1999)

Dr. David Marrow invites Eleanor Vance, Luke Sanderson, and Theo to the eerie and isolated Hill House to be subjects for a sleep disorder study. The unfortunate guests discover that Marrow is far more interested in the sinister mansion itself — and they soon see the true nature of its horror.

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1999-07-23 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    banal dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    decorative imagery
  3. Ranked #1 for
    embarrassing cast

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2 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Captain Barbossa, long believed to be dead, has come back to life and is headed to the edge of the Earth with Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann. But nothing is quite as it seems.

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2007-05-19 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom

Rating

rating icon 7.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    satisfying resolution
  2. Ranked #1 for
    more light-hearted
  3. Ranked #1 for
    very satisfying

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3 Push (2009)

After his father, an assassin, is brutally murdered, Nick Gant vows revenge on Division, the covert government agency that dabbles in psychic warfare and experimental drugs. Hiding in Hong Kong's underworld, Nick assembles a band of rogue psychics dedicated to destroying Division. Together with Cassie, a teenage clairvoyant, Nick goes in search of a missing girl and a stolen suitcase that could be the key to accomplishing their mutual goal.

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2009-02-04 | Science Fiction / Action

Cast

Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning

Rating

rating icon 6.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    fancy special effects
  2. Ranked #3 for
    confusing mess
  3. Ranked #4 for
    intriguing concept

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4 The Ring (2002)

It sounded like just another urban legend: A videotape filled with nightmarish images, leading to a phone call foretelling the viewer's death in exactly seven days. As a newspaper reporter, Rachel Keller was naturally skeptical of the story, until four teenagers all met with mysterious deaths exactly one week after watching just such a tape. Allowing her investigative curiosity to get the better of her, Rachel tracks down the video... and watches it. Now she has just seven days to unravel the mystery of the Ring.

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2002-10-18 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson

Rating

rating icon 6.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    fearful
  2. Ranked #1 for
    skin crawling
  3. Ranked #1 for
    not for the faint-hearted

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5 The Nice Guys (2016)

A private eye investigates the apparent suicide of a fading porn star in 1970s Los Angeles and uncovers a conspiracy.

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2016-05-15 | Comedy / Crime

Cast

Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling

Rating

rating icon 7.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    extremely entertaining
  2. Ranked #1 for
    cast with natural chemistry
  3. Ranked #1 for
    comedic elements

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6 Jurassic Park III (2001)

In need of funds for research, Dr. Alan Grant accepts a large sum of money to accompany Paul and Amanda Kirby on an aerial tour of the infamous Isla Sorna. It isn't long before all hell breaks loose and the stranded wayfarers must fight for survival as a host of new -- and even more deadly -- dinosaurs try to make snacks of them.

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2001-07-18 | Adventure / Action

Cast

Sam Neill, William H. Macy

Rating

rating icon 6.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    cuckoo
  2. Ranked #1 for
    compact
  3. Ranked #1 for
    flimsy premise

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7 Cloverfield (2008)

Five young New Yorkers throw their friend a going-away party the night that a monster the size of a skyscraper descends upon the city. Told from the point of view of their video camera, the film is a document of their attempt to survive the most surreal, horrifying event of their lives.

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2008-01-15 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Matt Reeves, Michael Stahl-David

Rating

rating icon 6.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    unique approach
  2. Ranked #1 for
    relatively unknown cast
  3. Ranked #1 for
    using multiple angles

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8 Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Light years from Earth, 26 years after being abducted, Peter Quill finds himself the prime target of a manhunt after discovering an orb wanted by Ronan the Accuser.

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2014-07-30 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana

Rating

rating icon 7.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    load of fun
  2. Ranked #1 for
    flowing nicely
  3. Ranked #1 for
    distinct personality

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9 xXx (2002)

Xander Cage is your standard adrenaline junkie with no fear and a lousy attitude. When the US Government "recruits" him to go on a mission, he's not exactly thrilled. His mission: to gather information on an organization that may just be planning the destruction of the world, led by the nihilistic Yorgi.

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2002-08-09 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Vin Diesel, Asia Argento

Rating

rating icon 5.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    hardcore action
  2. Ranked #1 for
    physically impossible
  3. Ranked #1 for
    Goth

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10 Fantastic Four (2005)

During a space voyage, four scientists are altered by cosmic rays: Reed Richards gains the ability to stretch his body; Sue Storm can become invisible; Johnny Storm controls fire; and Ben Grimm is turned into a super-strong … thing. Together, these "Fantastic Four" must now thwart the evil plans of Dr. Doom and save the world from certain destruction.

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2005-06-29 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba

Rating

rating icon 5.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    fakey lines
  2. Ranked #1 for
    perfectly acceptable
  3. Ranked #1 for
    plenty of eye candy

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