Top rated barely coherent movies that are also lamer

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and lamer movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and lamer, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update May 10 2021

1 Dragon Wars (2007)

Based on the Korean legend, unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet. Reporter Ethan Kendrick is called in to investigate the matter...

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2007-02-08 | Fantasy / Drama

Cast

Jason Behr, Amanda Brooks

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    snake-like character
  2. Ranked #4 for
    worth money
  3. Ranked #4 for
    hilariously stupid

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2 Ticker (2001)

Ray Nettles, a detective of San Francisco, and his partner Fuzzy must take up to one of the most dangerous terrorist gangs of the city. When one of the terrorists, the beautiful scientist Claire Manning is arrested, Swan, the leader of the terrorists, claims he will detonate bombs throughout the city if she is not released. Because of the possible bloodshed, Nettles calls for the help of explosive expert Frank Glass...

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2001-01-01 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Tom Sizemore, Steven Seagal

Rating

rating icon 3.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    real bad
  2. Ranked #3 for
    Zen
  3. Ranked #4 for
    non-existent plot

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3 The Love Guru (2008)

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

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2008-06-20 | Comedy / Romance

Cast

Mike Myers, Jessica Alba

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    inexperienced director
  2. Ranked #1 for
    completely unfunny
  3. Ranked #1 for
    giggling

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4 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

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2007-11-29 | Adventure / Fantasy

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Rating

rating icon 4.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    almost non-existent
  2. Ranked #1 for
    almost comical
  3. Ranked #2 for
    stilted dialogue

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5 Fantastic Four (2015)

Four young outsiders teleport to a dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.

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2015-08-05 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    late in game
  2. Ranked #1 for
    non-existent plot
  3. Ranked #1 for
    remotely believable

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6 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

The Angels are charged with finding a pair of missing rings that are encoded with the personal information of members of the Witness Protection Program. As informants are killed, the ladies target a rogue agent who might be responsible.

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2003-06-27 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore

Rating

rating icon 5.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    hubba hubba
  2. Ranked #1 for
    mindless fun
  3. Ranked #1 for
    brain candy

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7 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stilted dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    acting off cue-card
  3. Ranked #1 for
    poorly choreographed

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8 Sharknado (2013)

A freak hurricane hits Los Angeles, causing man-eating sharks to be scooped up in tornadoes and flooding the city with shark-infested seawater. Surfer and bar-owner Fin sets out with his friends Baz and Nova to rescue his estranged wife April and teenage daughter Claudia.

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2013-07-11 | Science Fiction / TV Movie

Cast

Ian Ziering, John Heard

Rating

rating icon 3.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    most ridiculous
  2. Ranked #1 for
    absolutely absurd
  3. Ranked #1 for
    utterly laughable

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9 Something Beneath (2007)

When a mysterious black slime oozes up from the plumbing to infiltrate a new conference center, it causes attendees at an environmental convention who come in contact with it to have horrific hallucinations and nightmarish visions of past tragedies. Environmentalist priest Father Douglas Middleton (Kevin Sorbo) must team up with conference coordinator Khali Spence (Natalie Brown) to stop the slime -- or die trying -- in this sci-fi thriller.

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2007-10-21 | TV Movie / Horror

Cast

Kevin Sorbo, Peter MacNeill

Rating

rating icon 3.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #5 for
    more intimidating
  2. Ranked #8 for
    icky
  3. Ranked #11 for
    more menacing

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10 Battle Royale II: Requiem (2003)

It's three years after the events of the original Battle Royale, and Shuya Nanahara is now an internationally-known terrorist determined to bring down the government. His terrorist group, Wild Seven, stages an attack that levels several buildings in Tokyo on Christmas Day, killing 8000 people. In order for the government to study the benefits of "teamwork", the new students work in pairs, with their collars electronically linked so that if one of them is killed, the other dies as well. They must kill Nanahara in three days - or die.

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2003-07-05 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Tatsuya Fujiwara, Ai Maeda

Rating

rating icon 5.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    logical progression
  2. Ranked #2 for
    more profound
  3. Ranked #6 for
    politcal overtone

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