Top rated barely coherent movies that are also lousy

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and lousy movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and lousy, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update May 03 2021

1 Ticker (2001)

Ray Nettles, a detective of San Francisco, and his partner Fuzzy must take up to one of the most dangerous terrorist gangs of the city. When one of the terrorists, the beautiful scientist Claire Manning is arrested, Swan, the leader of the terrorists, claims he will detonate bombs throughout the city if she is not released. Because of the possible bloodshed, Nettles calls for the help of explosive expert Frank Glass...

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2001-01-01 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Tom Sizemore, Steven Seagal

Rating

rating icon 3.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    Zen
  2. Ranked #3 for
    real bad
  3. Ranked #4 for
    loud explosion

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2 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    acting off cue-card
  2. Ranked #1 for
    wretched
  3. Ranked #1 for
    bad casting

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3 Gigli (2003)

Gigli is ordered to kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal prosecutor. When plans go awry, Gigli's boss sends in Ricki, a gorgeous free-spirited female gangster who has her own set of orders to assist with the kidnapping. But Gigli begins falling for the decidedly unavailable Ricki, which could be a hazard to his occupation.

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2003-08-01 | Drama / Comedy

Cast

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez

Rating

rating icon 4.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    pitiful
  2. Ranked #3 for
    stinks
  3. Ranked #3 for
    mind-numbingly stupid

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4 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

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2007-11-29 | Adventure / Fantasy

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Rating

rating icon 4.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    almost non-existent
  2. Ranked #1 for
    almost comical
  3. Ranked #2 for
    downright laughable

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5 Silencer (2018)

A retired hitman must reawaken all his deadly skills and fight a one-man war against his former employer.

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2018-08-30 | Action

Cast

Danny Trejo, Johnny Messner

Rating

rating icon 5.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #13 for
    appallingly bad
  2. Ranked #15 for
    plain awful
  3. Ranked #21 for
    bloody awful

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6 A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

After the disappearance of her scientist father, three peculiar beings send Meg, her brother, and her friend to space in order to find him.

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2018-03-08 | Adventure / Science Fiction

Cast

Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey

Rating

rating icon 5.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    diverse casting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    misfired
  3. Ranked #2 for
    cheesy special effects

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7 Await Further Instructions (2018)

A dysfunctional family awake on Christmas morning to discover they’re sealed inside their house by a mysterious black substance. On television, a single line of text reads: “Stay Indoors and Await Further Instructions.”

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2018-08-26 | Mystery / Horror

Cast

David Bradley, Abigail Cruttenden

Rating

rating icon 5.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    thin writing
  2. Ranked #1 for
    completely bonkers
  3. Ranked #2 for
    unintelligent

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8 The Love Guru (2008)

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

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2008-06-20 | Comedy / Romance

Cast

Mike Myers, Jessica Alba

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    giggling
  2. Ranked #1 for
    completely unfunny
  3. Ranked #1 for
    infantile

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9 The Recall (2017)

When five friends vacation at a remote lake house, they expect nothing less then a good time, unaware that Earth is under attack by an alien invasion and mass-abductions.

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2017-06-02 | Science Fiction / Horror

Cast

Wesley Snipes, RJ Mitte

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    no hesitation in recommending
  2. Ranked #4 for
    mildly violent
  3. Ranked #5 for
    sniping lines

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10 Dragon Wars: D-War (2007)

Based on the Korean legend, unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet. Reporter Ethan Kendrick is called in to investigate the matter...

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2007-02-08 | Fantasy / Drama

Cast

Jason Behr, Amanda Brooks

Rating

rating icon 4.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    feeling embarrassed
  2. Ranked #4 for
    snake-like character
  3. Ranked #4 for
    hilariously stupid

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