Top rated barely coherent movies that are also no-brainer

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and no-brainer movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and no-brainer, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update May 03 2021

1 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    wretched
  2. Ranked #1 for
    acting off cue-card
  3. Ranked #1 for
    stilted dialogue

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2 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

Captain Barbossa, long believed to be dead, has come back to life and is headed to the edge of the Earth with Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann. But nothing is quite as it seems.

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2007-05-19 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom

Rating

rating icon 7.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    overly complex
  2. Ranked #1 for
    slightly confusing
  3. Ranked #1 for
    less than satisfying

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3 6 Underground (2019)

After faking his death, a tech billionaire recruits a team of international operatives for a bold and bloody mission to take down a brutal dictator.

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2019-12-10 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Ryan Reynolds, Mélanie Laurent

Rating

rating icon 6.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    fast editing
  2. Ranked #1 for
    thrilling ride at finish
  3. Ranked #1 for
    packed with fast-paced action

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4 The Mexican (2001)

Jerry Welbach, a reluctant bagman, has been given two ultimatums: The first is from his mob boss to travel to Mexico and retrieve a priceless antique pistol, known as "the Mexican"... or suffer the consequences. The second is from his girlfriend Samantha to end his association with the mob. Jerry figures alive and in trouble with Samantha is better than the more permanent alternative, so he heads south of the border.

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2001-03-01 | Action / Comedy

Cast

Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts

Rating

rating icon 5.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    shrill voice
  2. Ranked #2 for
    darkly humorous
  3. Ranked #4 for
    strident voice

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5 Charlie's Angels (2000)

Three women, detectives with a mysterious boss, retrieve stolen voice-ID software, using martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal.

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2000-11-02 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore

Rating

rating icon 5.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    more appealing
  2. Ranked #1 for
    too serious
  3. Ranked #1 for
    gorgeous character

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6 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

The Angels are charged with finding a pair of missing rings that are encoded with the personal information of members of the Witness Protection Program. As informants are killed, the ladies target a rogue agent who might be responsible.

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2003-06-27 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore

Rating

rating icon 5.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    mindless fun
  2. Ranked #1 for
    nice eye-candy
  3. Ranked #1 for
    paper-thin plot

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7 John Carter (2012)

John Carter is a war-weary, former military captain who's inexplicably transported to the mysterious and exotic planet of Barsoom (Mars) and reluctantly becomes embroiled in an epic conflict. It's a world on the brink of collapse, and Carter rediscovers his humanity when he realizes the survival of Barsoom and its people rests in his hands.

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2012-03-07 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins

Rating

rating icon 6.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    visually attractive
  2. Ranked #5 for
    totally enthralling
  3. Ranked #6 for
    escapist fun

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8 Next (2007)

Las Vegas showroom magician Cris Johnson has a secret which torments him: he can see a few minutes into the future. Sick of the examinations he underwent as a child and the interest of the government and medical establishment in his power, he lies low under an assumed name in Vegas, performing cheap tricks and living off small-time gambling "winnings." But when a terrorist group threatens to detonate a nuclear device in Los Angeles, government agent Callie Ferris must use all her wiles to capture Cris and convince him to help her stop the cataclysm.

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2007-04-24 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore

Rating

rating icon 6.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    director with uncanny ability
  2. Ranked #1 for
    wafer-thin plot
  3. Ranked #3 for
    less believable

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9 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Captain Jack Sparrow works his way out of a blood debt with the ghostly Davy Jones to avoid eternal damnation.

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2006-07-06 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom

Rating

rating icon 7.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    anxiously awaited
  2. Ranked #1 for
    cliff-hanger ending
  3. Ranked #1 for
    slightly disappointing

Trailer

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10 Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Alice, an unpretentious and individual 19-year-old, is betrothed to a dunce of an English nobleman. At her engagement party, she escapes the crowd to consider whether to go through with the marriage and falls down a hole in the garden after spotting an unusual rabbit. Arriving in a strange and surreal place called 'Underland,' she finds herself in a world that resembles the nightmares she had as a child, filled with talking animals, villainous queens and knights, and frumious bandersnatches. Alice realizes that she is there for a reason – to conquer the horrific Jabberwocky and restore the rightful queen to her throne.

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2010-03-03 | Family / Fantasy

Cast

Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp

Rating

rating icon 6.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    dark and edgy
  2. Ranked #3 for
    topsy-turvy
  3. Ranked #3 for
    more palatable

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