Top rated barely coherent movies that are also pretty cool

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and pretty cool movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and pretty cool, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jul 26 2021

1 The Monster Club (1981)

A vampire attacks a horror author on the street and then invites him to a nearby club as a gesture of gratitude, which turns out to be a meeting place for assorted creatures of the night. The vampire then regales him with three stories, each interspersed with musical performances at the club.

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1981-04-11 | Comedy / Horror

Cast

Vincent Price, John Carradine

Rating

rating icon 6.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    tongue in cheek
  2. Ranked #2 for
    undefinable subject
  3. Ranked #3 for
    jokey character

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2 The Haunting (1999)

Dr. David Marrow invites Eleanor Vance, Luke Sanderson, and Theo to the eerie and isolated Hill House to be subjects for a sleep disorder study. The unfortunate guests discover that Marrow is far more interested in the sinister mansion itself — and they soon see the true nature of its horror.

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1999-07-23 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stinks
  2. Ranked #1 for
    embarrassing cast
  3. Ranked #1 for
    overdone

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3 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

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2007-11-29 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Jason Statham, Ray Liotta

Rating

rating icon 4.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    almost non-existent
  2. Ranked #1 for
    almost comical
  3. Ranked #2 for
    downright laughable

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4 BloodRayne (2005)

In 18th-century Romania, after spending much of her life in a traveling circus, human-vampire hybrid Rayne escapes and plots to take down her father, Kagan, the evil vampire king. When she's discovered by three vampire hunters, she manages to convince them to spare her life and join her cause. But slaying a vampire as powerful as Kagan will be no easy task.

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    wretched
  2. Ranked #1 for
    bad casting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    acting off cue-card

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5 Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

As the city is locked down under quarantine, Alice finds out that the people that died from the previous incident at the Umbrella Corporation have turned into zombies. She then joins a small band of elite soldiers, who are enlisted to rescue the missing daughter of the creator of the mutating T-virus. Once lack of luck and resources happen, they begin to wage an exhilarating battle to survive and escape before the Umbrella Corporation erases its experiment from the face of the earth.

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2004-09-10 | Horror / Action

Cast

Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory

Rating

rating icon 6.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    journeyman director
  2. Ranked #2 for
    loose plot
  3. Ranked #4 for
    directorial flourish

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6 The Mexican (2001)

Jerry Welbach, a reluctant bagman, has been given two ultimatums: The first is from his mob boss to travel to Mexico and retrieve a priceless antique pistol, known as "the Mexican"... or suffer the consequences. The second is from his girlfriend Samantha to end his association with the mob. Jerry figures alive and in trouble with Samantha is better than the more permanent alternative, so he heads south of the border.

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2001-03-01 | Action / Comedy

Cast

Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts

Rating

rating icon 5.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    shrill voice
  2. Ranked #3 for
    strident voice
  3. Ranked #3 for
    darkly humorous

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7 Next (2007)

Las Vegas showroom magician Cris Johnson has a secret which torments him: he can see a few minutes into the future. Sick of the examinations he underwent as a child and the interest of the government and medical establishment in his power, he lies low under an assumed name in Vegas, performing cheap tricks and living off small-time gambling "winnings." But when a terrorist group threatens to detonate a nuclear device in Los Angeles, government agent Callie Ferris must use all her wiles to capture Cris and convince him to help her stop the cataclysm.

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2007-04-25 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Nicolas Cage, Julianne Moore

Rating

rating icon 6.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    director with uncanny ability
  2. Ranked #2 for
    wafer-thin plot
  3. Ranked #3 for
    extending beyond

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8 G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos.

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2009-08-04 | Adventure / Action

Cast

Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum

Rating

rating icon 5.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    creative
  2. Ranked #2 for
    unintentionally laughable
  3. Ranked #2 for
    with a bag of popcorn

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9 The Devil's Rain (1975)

A Satanist cult leader is burnt alive by the local church. He vows to come back to hunt down and enslave every descendant of his congregation, by the power of the book of blood contracts, in which they sold their souls to the devil.

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1975-07-01 | Horror

Cast

Ernest Borgnine, Eddie Albert

Rating

rating icon 5.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    piece de resistance
  2. Ranked #1 for
    grand finale
  3. Ranked #2 for
    downbeat ending

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10 Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel and Gretel have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell-bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches... their past.

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2013-01-17 | Fantasy / Horror

Cast

Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton

Rating

rating icon 6.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    overly serious
  2. Ranked #3 for
    hell lot of fun
  3. Ranked #4 for
    unwieldy

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