Top rated barely coherent movies that are also slapdash

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and slapdash movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and slapdash, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 The Ghouls (2003)

Eric Hayes is a stringer. One notch below the lowest rung of the journalistic ladder. A video vulture preying on police chases, ambulance runs, and random street violence, selling his footage to the highest bidder and living on a steady diet of cigarettes and bloodlust. For years, Eric has lived off of other people's pain and misery. But he's about to discover something beneath the streets of Los Angeles even hungrier for blood than he is. He's about to discover THE GHOULS.

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2003-11-06 | Horror

Cast

Timothy Muskatell, Tina Birchfield

Rating

rating icon 3.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    basically a rehash
  2. Ranked #3 for
    so disgusted
  3. Ranked #4 for
    unspeakable act

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2 The Offering (2016)

When young and successful reporter Jamie finds out that her sister has died in mysterious circumstances, she travels to Singapore to uncover the truth. There, she discovers multiple deaths linked to her sister's and must join forces with her sister's husband in order to defeat a demonic entity that is using new technology to complete an ancient mission.

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2016-05-06 | Mystery / Thriller

Cast

Matthew Settle, Elizabeth Rice

Rating

rating icon 5.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    amateur hour
  2. Ranked #3 for
    subpar acting
  3. Ranked #3 for
    strident voice

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3 Live Animals (2008)

A group of college kids must decide what price they will pay to gain their freedom after being kidnapped by a ruthless White Slave trader.

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2008-01-01 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Christian Walker, John Still

Rating

rating icon 3.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #20 for
    highly disappointing
  2. Ranked #65 for
    poor dialogue
  3. Ranked #102 for
    poor quality

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4 Circus Kane (2017)

A reclusive circus master invites a group of social media stars to his house of haunts. Anyone who can make it out before being scared into submission will earn $250,000 - but the stars soon learn they are not only competing for money, but also fighting for their lives.

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2017-10-10 | Horror

Cast

Jonathan Lipnicki, Tim Abell

Rating

rating icon 4.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #36 for
    forced and unnatural acting
  2. Ranked #40 for
    terribly annoying
  3. Ranked #50 for
    utterly unconvincing

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5 The Reckoning (2021)

In the aftermath of the Great Plague and amidst the subsequent witch-hunts against women, a young widow grapples with the tragic death of her husband in a society completely consumed by fear and death. Because she rejects the advances of her landlord, she is falsely accused of being a witch and thrown in jail for a crime she didn’t commit. She must endure physical persecution at the hands of England’s most ruthless witch-hunter and face her own inner demons as the devil himself starts to work his way into her mind.

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2021-02-05 | Horror / Drama

Cast

Charlotte Kirk, Sean Pertwee

Rating

rating icon 5.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #33 for
    blander
  2. Ranked #50 for
    painfully dull
  3. Ranked #55 for
    lackluster script

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6 Ghost Month (2009)

Writer/Director Danny Draven takes the helm for this supernaturally driven shocker about an unassuming housekeeper drawn into a terrifying world of vengeful apparitions. According to the Chinese calendar, the seventh month of every year marks the time when the restless spirits of the dead break free from the gates of hell to mix among the mortals. During this time, specific rules must be followed to avoid falling prey to the spirits of the damned. When a solitude-seeking housekeeper arrives at the desert home of a superstitious Chinese woman and her devoutly religious aunt, death senses an opportunity to extend its grip into the mortal realm.

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2009-05-26 | Horror

Cast

Marina Resa, Shirley To

Rating

rating icon 4.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #4 for
    worth a peek
  2. Ranked #4 for
    expertly executed
  3. Ranked #4 for
    tone-deaf

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7 Attack of the Unknown (2020)

A SWAT team transporting a vicious crime syndicate boss must fight their way out of a county detention center during a catastrophic alien invasion.

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2020-08-28 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Tara Reid, Robert LaSardo

Rating

rating icon 4.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #4 for
    feeling sea sickness
  2. Ranked #5 for
    absolutely pathetic
  3. Ranked #5 for
    more effective

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8 Blood Money (2012)

Zheng Zhou is the most feared warrior from the Shaolin Dynasty in China. His fighting and weapons skills are legendary. But when his parents are killed and sister kidnapped, he turns to a life of drugs and crime that will almost kill him. With the help of Hong Kong's notorious Dragon Triad syndicate, Colombia's biggest drugs cartel hatches an elaborate plan to traffic two tonnes of crack cocaine through the Port of Miami in America and ultimately into Australia and China. But when the partnership turns sour after the Cartel holds a Triad family member hostage, the Triads recruit Zhou to rescue the girl and kill the Colombians. What ensues is a bloodied street war across three countries. Zhou turns international Hitman with an arsenal of hi-tech surveillance devices, explosives, high powered weaponry and an array of fighting skills dating back fifteen hundred years. But just as Zhou rescues the hostage and takes control of the entire drugs shipment...

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2012-08-28 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Alex Castro, Pauline Egan

Rating

rating icon 4.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    unmitigated disaster
  2. Ranked #20 for
    sloppy editing
  3. Ranked #23 for
    poor editing

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9 BloodRayne (2005)

In 18th-century Romania, after spending much of her life in a traveling circus, human-vampire hybrid Rayne escapes and plots to take down her father, Kagan, the evil vampire king. When she's discovered by three vampire hunters, she manages to convince them to spare her life and join her cause. But slaying a vampire as powerful as Kagan will be no easy task.

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #22 for
    horrendously bad
  2. Ranked #59 for
    bad casting
  3. Ranked #64 for
    sighing

Trailer

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10 Le Divorce (2003)

While visiting her sister in Paris, a young woman finds romance and learns her brother-in-law is a philanderer.

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2003-08-08 | Comedy / Drama

Cast

Kate Hudson, Naomi Watts

Rating

rating icon 5.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #59 for
    wasted talent
  2. Ranked #74 for
    too contrived
  3. Ranked #83 for
    bad casting

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