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Top rated barely coherent movies that are also small-minded

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and small-minded movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and small-minded, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jan 19 2021

1 The Blair Witch Project (1999)

In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary. A year later their footage was found.

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1999-07-14 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams

Rating

rating icon 6.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    leaving wonders
  2. Ranked #1 for
    unknown actor
  3. Ranked #1 for
    pitch black

Trailer

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2 The Da Vinci Code (2006)

A murder in Paris’ Louvre Museum and cryptic clues in some of Leonardo da Vinci’s most famous paintings lead to the discovery of a religious mystery. For 2,000 years a secret society closely guards information that — should it come to light — could rock the very foundations of Christianity.

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2006-05-17 | Thriller / Mystery

Cast

Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou

Rating

rating icon 6.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    keeping attention
  2. Ranked #1 for
    accurate description
  3. Ranked #1 for
    historically accurate

Trailer

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3 Saving Christmas (2014)

Kirk is enjoying the annual Christmas party extravaganza thrown by his sister until he realizes he needs to help out Christian, his brother-in-law who has a bad case of the bah-humbugs.

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2014-11-14 | Comedy / Family

Cast

Kirk Cameron, Darren Doane

Rating

rating icon 1.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    atrociously produced
  2. Ranked #1 for
    cardinal sin
  3. Ranked #2 for
    absolutely horrendous

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4 The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Sweethearts Brad and Janet, stuck with a flat tire during a storm, discover the eerie mansion of Dr. Frank-N-Furter, a transvestite scientist. As their innocence is lost, Brad and Janet meet a houseful of wild characters, including a rocking biker and a creepy butler. Through elaborate dances and rock songs, Frank-N-Furter unveils his latest creation: a muscular man named 'Rocky'.

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1975-08-14 | Comedy / Science Fiction

Cast

Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon

Rating

rating icon 7.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    sensual
  2. Ranked #1 for
    campy fun
  3. Ranked #1 for
    pure camp

Trailer

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5 Cloud Atlas (2012)

A set of six nested stories spanning time between the 19th century and a distant post-apocalyptic future. Cloud Atlas explores how the actions and consequences of individual lives impact one another throughout the past, the present and the future. Action, mystery and romance weave through the story as one soul is shaped from a killer into a hero and a single act of kindness ripples across centuries to inspire a revolution in the distant future. Based on the award winning novel by David Mitchell. Directed by Tom Tykwer and the Wachowskis.

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2012-10-26 | Drama / Science Fiction

Cast

Tom Hanks, Halle Berry

Rating

rating icon 6.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    underlying theme
  2. Ranked #1 for
    awfully hard
  3. Ranked #1 for
    multifaceted plot

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6 Southland Tales (2006)

Set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

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2006-05-15 | Comedy / Science Fiction

Cast

Dwayne Johnson, Seann William Scott

Rating

rating icon 5.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    watching several times
  2. Ranked #1 for
    overreaching
  3. Ranked #1 for
    more knowledgeable

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7 Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

A young woman learns that she has inherited a Texas estate from her deceased grandmother. After embarking on a road trip with friends to uncover her roots, she finds she is the sole owner of a lavish, isolated Victorian mansion. But her newfound wealth comes at a price as she stumbles upon a horror that awaits her in the mansion’s dank cellars.

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2013-01-03 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Alexandra Daddario, Tania Raymonde

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stinks
  2. Ranked #1 for
    wrong turns
  3. Ranked #1 for
    interesting twist

Trailer

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8 You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

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2008-06-05 | Comedy / Action

Cast

Adam Sandler, Emmanuelle Chriqui

Rating

rating icon 5.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    raising a smile
  2. Ranked #1 for
    unintentional laughing
  3. Ranked #2 for
    real bad

Trailer

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9 Bone Tomahawk (2015)

During a shootout in a saloon, Sheriff Hunt injures a suspicious stranger. One of the villagers takes care of him in prison. One day they both disappear – only the spear of a cannibal tribe is found. Hunt and a few of his men go in search of the prisoner and his nurse.

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2015-10-23 | Western / History

Cast

Kurt Russell, Matthew Fox

Rating

rating icon 6.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    ponderous
  2. Ranked #2 for
    good casting
  3. Ranked #2 for
    leisurely pace

Trailer

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10 The Village (2004)

When a willful young man tries to venture beyond his sequestered Pennsylvania hamlet, his actions set off a chain of chilling incidents that will alter the community forever.

Info

2004-07-30 | Drama / Mystery

Cast

Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix

Rating

rating icon 6.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    anxiously awaited
  2. Ranked #1 for
    left unrevealed
  3. Ranked #1 for
    beautifully filmed

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FAQ

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