Top rated barely coherent movies that are also static

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and static movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and static, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update May 17 2021

1 Mank (2020)

1930s Hollywood is reevaluated through the eyes of scathing social critic and alcoholic screenwriter Herman J. Mankiewicz as he races to finish the screenplay of Citizen Kane.

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2020-11-13 | Drama / History

Cast

Gary Oldman, Amanda Seyfried

Rating

rating icon 6.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    experienced director
  2. Ranked #1 for
    capturing the flavor
  3. Ranked #1 for
    rough draft

Trailer

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2 The Ring (2002)

It sounded like just another urban legend: A videotape filled with nightmarish images, leading to a phone call foretelling the viewer's death in exactly seven days. As a newspaper reporter, Rachel Keller was naturally skeptical of the story, until four teenagers all met with mysterious deaths exactly one week after watching just such a tape. Allowing her investigative curiosity to get the better of her, Rachel tracks down the video... and watches it. Now she has just seven days to unravel the mystery of the Ring.

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2002-10-18 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Naomi Watts, Martin Henderson

Rating

rating icon 6.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    little scary
  2. Ranked #1 for
    horrific imagery
  3. Ranked #1 for
    most frightening

Trailer

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3 Vox Lux (2018)

In 1999, teenage sisters Celeste and Eleanor survive a seismic, violent tragedy. The sisters compose and perform a song about their experience, making something lovely and cathartic out of a catastrophe - while also catapulting Celeste to stardom. By 2017, Celeste is a mother to a teenage daughter of her own and is struggling to navigate a career fraught with scandals when another act of terrifying violence demands her attention.

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2018-09-07 | Drama / Music

Cast

Natalie Portman, Jude Law

Rating

rating icon 5.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    artistic approach
  2. Ranked #2 for
    rise to stardom
  3. Ranked #4 for
    pop-culture icon

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4 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    acting off cue-card
  2. Ranked #1 for
    bad casting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    stilted dialogue

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5 Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

After Dr. Bill Harford's wife, Alice, admits to having sexual fantasies about a man she met, Bill becomes obsessed with having a sexual encounter. He discovers an underground sexual group and attends one of their meetings -- and quickly discovers that he is in over his head.

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1999-07-16 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman

Rating

rating icon 7.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    obscure
  2. Ranked #1 for
    sexual fantasy
  3. Ranked #2 for
    languorous

Trailer

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6 Jupiter Ascending (2015)

In a universe where human genetic material is the most precious commodity, an impoverished young Earth woman becomes the key to strategic maneuvers and internal strife within a powerful dynasty…

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2015-02-04 | Science Fiction / Fantasy

Cast

Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    undeveloped character
  2. Ranked #1 for
    splicing lines
  3. Ranked #2 for
    boundless

Trailer

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7 The Last Airbender (2010)

The story follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations.

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2010-06-30 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Noah Ringer, Dev Patel

Rating

rating icon 4.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    compressed
  2. Ranked #1 for
    expository dialogue
  3. Ranked #1 for
    most insulting

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8 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Captain Jack Sparrow works his way out of a blood debt with the ghostly Davy Jones to avoid eternal damnation.

Info

2006-07-06 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom

Rating

rating icon 7.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    cliff-hanger ending
  2. Ranked #1 for
    slightly disappointing
  3. Ranked #1 for
    somewhat disappointing

Trailer

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9 Somewhere (2010)

After withdrawing to the Chateau Marmont, a passionless Hollywood actor reexamines his life when his eleven-year-old daughter surprises him with a visit.

Info

2010-09-03 | Drama

Cast

Stephen Dorff, Elle Fanning

Rating

rating icon 6.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    static
  2. Ranked #1 for
    desensitizing
  3. Ranked #1 for
    meaningless

Trailer

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10 Battle: Los Angeles (2011)

When once distant UFOs become a terrifying threat attacking Earth, a Marine staff sergeant and his team take it upon themselves to face the enemy and protect what remains of the planet.

Info

2011-03-08 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Aaron Eckhart, Ramón Rodríguez

Rating

rating icon 5.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    herky-jerky camera work
  2. Ranked #1 for
    jerky camera work
  3. Ranked #1 for
    wobbly camera work

Trailer

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