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Top rated barely coherent movies that are also static

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and static movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and static, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jan 26 2021

1 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stilted dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    virtually non-existent
  3. Ranked #1 for
    insultingly stupid

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2 Quantum of Solace (2008)

Quantum of Solace continues the adventures of James Bond after Casino Royale. Betrayed by Vesper, the woman he loved, 007 fights the urge to make his latest mission personal. Pursuing his determination to uncover the truth, Bond and M interrogate Mr. White, who reveals that the organization that blackmailed Vesper is far more complex and dangerous than anyone had imagined.

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2008-10-31 | Adventure / Action

Cast

Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko

Rating

rating icon 6.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    catchy title
  2. Ranked #1 for
    more comprehensible
  3. Ranked #1 for
    frantic pace

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3 Jupiter Ascending (2015)

In a universe where human genetic material is the most precious commodity, an impoverished young Earth woman becomes the key to strategic maneuvers and internal strife within a powerful dynasty…

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2015-02-04 | Science Fiction / Fantasy

Cast

Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    washed out
  2. Ranked #2 for
    sizable
  3. Ranked #2 for
    crammed plot

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4 Greener Grass (2019)

Suburban soccer moms find themselves constantly competing against each other in their personal lives as their kids settle their differences on the field.

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2019-10-17 | Comedy

Cast

Jocelyn DeBoer, Dawn Luebbe

Rating

rating icon 6.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    uniform cast
  2. Ranked #4 for
    non sequitur
  3. Ranked #5 for
    immediately recognizable casting

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5 The Master (2012)

Freddie, a volatile, heavy-drinking veteran who suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder, finds some semblance of a family when he stumbles onto the ship of Lancaster Dodd, the charismatic leader of a new "religion" he forms after World War II.

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2012-09-07 | Drama

Cast

Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman

Rating

rating icon 7.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    traditional narrative
  2. Ranked #1 for
    beautifully composed
  3. Ranked #1 for
    perplexing

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6 Southland Tales (2006)

Set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

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2006-05-15 | Comedy / Science Fiction

Cast

Dwayne Johnson, Seann William Scott

Rating

rating icon 5.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    watching several times
  2. Ranked #2 for
    large scale
  3. Ranked #2 for
    too complicated

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7 Battlefield Earth (2000)

In the year 3000, man is no match for the Psychlos, a greedy, manipulative race of aliens on a quest for ultimate profit. Led by the powerful Terl, the Psychlos are stripping Earth clean of its natural resources, using the broken remnants of humanity as slaves. What is left of the human race has descended into a near primitive state. After being captured, it is up to Tyler to save mankind.

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2000-05-10 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

John Travolta, Barry Pepper

Rating

rating icon 3.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    unintentionally laughable
  2. Ranked #1 for
    utterly stupid
  3. Ranked #1 for
    just plain awful

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8 The Nice Guys (2016)

A private eye investigates the apparent suicide of a fading porn star in 1970s Los Angeles and uncovers a conspiracy.

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2016-05-15 | Comedy / Crime

Cast

Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling

Rating

rating icon 7.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    brilliant pace
  2. Ranked #1 for
    acting with perfect timing
  3. Ranked #1 for
    with LOL moments

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9 The Happening (2008)

When a deadly airborne virus threatens to wipe out the northeastern United States, teacher Elliott Moore (Mark Wahlberg) and his wife (Zooey Deschanel) flee from contaminated cities into the countryside in a fight to discover the truth. Is it terrorism, the accidental release of some toxic military bio weapon -- or something even more sinister? John Leguizamo and Betty Buckley co-star in this thriller from writer-director M. Night Shyamalan.

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2008-06-11 | Thriller / Science Fiction

Cast

Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel

Rating

rating icon 5.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    embarrassingly bad
  2. Ranked #1 for
    physically painful
  3. Ranked #1 for
    novel concept

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10 The Congress (2013)

An aging, out-of-work actress accepts one last job, though the consequences of her decision affect her in ways she didn't consider.

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2013-05-23 | Drama / Science Fiction

Cast

Robin Wright, Harvey Keitel

Rating

rating icon 6.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    altered state
  2. Ranked #2 for
    futurism
  3. Ranked #3 for
    loose plot

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