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Top rated barely coherent movies that are also total loss

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and total loss movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and total loss, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jan 12 2021

1 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    established actor
  2. Ranked #1 for
    stilted acting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    experienced director

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2 Battlefield Earth (2000)

In the year 3000, man is no match for the Psychlos, a greedy, manipulative race of aliens on a quest for ultimate profit. Led by the powerful Terl, the Psychlos are stripping Earth clean of its natural resources, using the broken remnants of humanity as slaves. What is left of the human race has descended into a near primitive state. After being captured, it is up to Tyler to save mankind.

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2000-05-10 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

John Travolta, Barry Pepper

Rating

rating icon 3.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    completely illogical
  2. Ranked #1 for
    cheesy special effects
  3. Ranked #1 for
    insult to injury

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3 The Last Airbender (2010)

The story follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations.

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2010-06-30 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Noah Ringer, Dev Patel

Rating

rating icon 4.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    unforgivable
  2. Ranked #1 for
    stiff acting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    almost painful

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4 A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

After the disappearance of her scientist father, three peculiar beings send Meg, her brother, and her friend to space in order to find him.

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2018-03-08 | Adventure / Science Fiction

Cast

Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey

Rating

rating icon 5.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    thoroughly disappointing
  2. Ranked #1 for
    bothersome voice
  3. Ranked #1 for
    botched

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5 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

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2007-11-29 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Jason Statham, John Rhys-Davies

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    amateur hour
  2. Ranked #1 for
    wretched
  3. Ranked #1 for
    almost comical

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6 Striptease (1996)

Bounced from her job, Erin Grant needs money if she's to have any chance of winning back custody of her child. But, eventually, she must confront the naked truth: to take on the system, she'll have to take it all off. Erin strips to conquer, but she faces unintended circumstances when a hound dog of a Congressman zeroes in on her and sharpens the shady tools at his fingertips, including blackmail and murder.

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1996-06-28 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Demi Moore, Burt Reynolds

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    clownish
  2. Ranked #3 for
    smoking hot actor
  3. Ranked #3 for
    completely unfunny

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7 Anaconda (1997)

A "National Geographic" film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who takes them along on his quest to capture the world's largest - and deadliest - snake.

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1997-04-11 | Adventure / Horror

Cast

Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube

Rating

rating icon 5.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    unintentionally comical
  2. Ranked #1 for
    sinuously beautiful
  3. Ranked #1 for
    genuinely thrilling

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8 Gigli (2003)

Gigli is ordered to kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal prosecutor. When plans go awry, Gigli's boss sends in Ricki, a gorgeous free-spirited female gangster who has her own set of orders to assist with the kidnapping. But Gigli begins falling for the decidedly unavailable Ricki, which could be a hazard to his occupation.

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2003-08-01 | Drama / Comedy

Cast

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez

Rating

rating icon 3.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    downright silly
  2. Ranked #1 for
    utterly stupid
  3. Ranked #2 for
    cast with zero chemistry

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9 The Love Guru (2008)

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

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2008-06-20 | Comedy / Romance

Cast

Mike Myers, Jessica Alba

Rating

rating icon 4.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    poor dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    mildly funny
  3. Ranked #1 for
    cornball

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10 Fantastic Four (2015)

Four young outsiders teleport to a dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.

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2015-08-05 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    inexcusable
  2. Ranked #1 for
    little rushed plot
  3. Ranked #1 for
    groan inducing

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FAQ

According to the review analysis on Maimovie, movies in Top rated barely coherent movies that are also total loss list are rated as mediocre acting, falling asleep in the middle, amateur hour, torturous, cheesy special effects, unintentionally hilarious, downright laughable, incredibly fake, not that bad, super hot actor.
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