Top rated barely coherent movies that are also totally crap

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and totally crap movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and totally crap, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update May 10 2021

1 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    wretched
  2. Ranked #1 for
    poorly choreographed
  3. Ranked #1 for
    stilted dialogue

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2 The Girl on the Train (2021)

When a voyeuristic divorcee fixates on the lives of a perfect couple a far, she soon gets embroiled in a murder mystery that unfolds revealing truths about her own life.

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2021-02-26 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Parineeti Chopra, Aditi Rao Hydari

Rating

rating icon 6.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    favorite actor
  2. Ranked #1 for
    hammy acting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    typical hollywood fare

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3 The Last Airbender (2010)

The story follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations.

Info

2010-06-30 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Noah Ringer, Dev Patel

Rating

rating icon 4.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    most insulting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    expository dialogue
  3. Ranked #2 for
    condensed

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4 Fantastic Four (2015)

Four young outsiders teleport to a dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.

Info

2015-08-05 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    virtually non-existent
  2. Ranked #1 for
    non-existent plot
  3. Ranked #1 for
    remotely believable

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5 Dragon Wars (2007)

Based on the Korean legend, unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet. Reporter Ethan Kendrick is called in to investigate the matter...

Info

2007-02-08 | Fantasy / Drama

Cast

Jason Behr, Amanda Brooks

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    snake-like character
  2. Ranked #4 for
    feeling embarrassed
  3. Ranked #4 for
    hilariously stupid

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6 365 Days (2020)

A woman falls victim to a dominant mafia boss, who imprisons her and gives her one year to fall in love with him.

Info

2020-02-07 | Drama / Romance

Cast

Anna Maria Sieklucka, Michele Morrone

Rating

rating icon 7.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    super hot actor
  2. Ranked #1 for
    extremely attractive cast
  3. Ranked #1 for
    erotica

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7 Await Further Instructions (2018)

A dysfunctional family awake on Christmas morning to discover they’re sealed inside their house by a mysterious black substance. On television, a single line of text reads: “Stay Indoors and Await Further Instructions.”

Info

2018-08-26 | Mystery / Horror

Cast

David Bradley, Abigail Cruttenden

Rating

rating icon 5.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    completely bonkers
  2. Ranked #1 for
    thin writing
  3. Ranked #2 for
    unintelligent

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8 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

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2007-11-29 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Rating

rating icon 4.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    almost non-existent
  2. Ranked #1 for
    almost comical
  3. Ranked #2 for
    cheap-looking

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9 A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

After the disappearance of her scientist father, three peculiar beings send Meg, her brother, and her friend to space in order to find him.

Info

2018-03-08 | Adventure / Science Fiction

Cast

Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey

Rating

rating icon 5.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    misfired
  2. Ranked #2 for
    insult to injury
  3. Ranked #2 for
    practically non-existent

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10 Battle Royale II: Requiem (2003)

It's three years after the events of the original Battle Royale, and Shuya Nanahara is now an internationally-known terrorist determined to bring down the government. His terrorist group, Wild Seven, stages an attack that levels several buildings in Tokyo on Christmas Day, killing 8000 people. In order for the government to study the benefits of "teamwork", the new students work in pairs, with their collars electronically linked so that if one of them is killed, the other dies as well. They must kill Nanahara in three days - or die.

Info

2003-07-05 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Tatsuya Fujiwara, Ai Maeda

Rating

rating icon 5.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    logical progression
  2. Ranked #2 for
    more profound
  3. Ranked #6 for
    more ambitious

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