Top rated barely coherent movies that are also totally crap

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and totally crap movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and totally crap, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Alone in the Dark (2005)

Edward Carnby is a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. His cases delve into the dark corners of the world, searching for truth in the occult remnants of ancient civilizations. Now, the greatest mystery of his past is about to become the most dangerous case he has ever faced.

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2005-01-28 | Action / Fantasy

Cast

Christian Slater, Tara Reid

Rating

rating icon 3.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #18 for
    pure crap
  2. Ranked #36 for
    horrendously bad
  3. Ranked #72 for
    sucky

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2 Holmes & Watson (2018)

Detective Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson join forces to investigate a murder at Buckingham Palace. They soon learn that they have only four days to solve the case, or the queen will become the next victim.

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2018-12-25 | Mystery / Adventure

Cast

Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly

Rating

rating icon 4.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #6 for
    painfully unfunny
  2. Ranked #7 for
    waste of money
  3. Ranked #26 for
    terribly unfunny

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3 Epic Movie (2007)

When Edward, Peter, Lucy and Susan each follow their own path, they end up finding themselves at Willy's Chocolate factory. Walking through a wardrobe, they discover the world of Gnarnia, which is ruled by the White Bitch. Meeting up with characters such as Harry Potter and Captain Jack Swallows, the newly reunited family must team up with Aslo, a wise-but-horny lion to stop the white bitch's army

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2007-01-25 | Comedy / Action

Cast

Kal Penn, Adam Campbell

Rating

rating icon 3.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #9 for
    waste of money
  2. Ranked #10 for
    just plain dumb
  3. Ranked #13 for
    just plain stupid

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4 Disaster Movie (2008)

The filmmaking team behind the hits "Scary Movie," "Date Movie," "Epic Movie" and "Meet The Spartans" this time puts its unique, inimitable stamp on one of the biggest and most bloated movie genres of all time -- the disaster film.

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2008-08-29 | Comedy

Cast

Matt Lanter, Vanessa Lachey

Rating

rating icon 3.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #4 for
    complete disaster
  2. Ranked #4 for
    total disaster
  3. Ranked #10 for
    terribly unfunny

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5 FearDotCom (2002)

When four bodies are discovered among the industrial decay and urban grime of New York City, brash young detective Mike Reilly teams with ambitious Department of Health researcher Terry Huston to uncover the cause behind their violent and inexplicable deaths. The only common factor shared by the victims? Each died exactly 48 hours after logging onto a website called feardotcom.

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2002-08-09 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Stephen Dorff, Natascha McElhone

Rating

rating icon 3.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #59 for
    waste of money
  2. Ranked #93 for
    totally incomprehensible
  3. Ranked #106 for
    incoherent mess

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6 BloodRayne (2005)

In 18th-century Romania, after spending much of her life in a traveling circus, human-vampire hybrid Rayne escapes and plots to take down her father, Kagan, the evil vampire king. When she's discovered by three vampire hunters, she manages to convince them to spare her life and join her cause. But slaying a vampire as powerful as Kagan will be no easy task.

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #22 for
    horrendously bad
  2. Ranked #59 for
    bad casting
  3. Ranked #64 for
    sighing

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7 Ticker (2001)

Ray Nettles, a detective of San Francisco, and his partner Fuzzy must take up to one of the most dangerous terrorist gangs of the city. When one of the terrorists, the beautiful scientist Claire Manning is arrested, Swan, the leader of the terrorists, claims he will detonate bombs throughout the city if she is not released. Because of the possible bloodshed, Nettles calls for the help of explosive expert Frank Glass...

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2001-01-01 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Tom Sizemore, Steven Seagal

Rating

rating icon 3.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    non-existent plot
  2. Ranked #3 for
    loud explosion
  3. Ranked #4 for
    wretched

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8 Simon Sez (1999)

A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon.

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1999-01-01 | Action / Comedy

Cast

Dennis Rodman, Natalia Cigliuti

Rating

rating icon 2.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #21 for
    incredibly irritating voice
  2. Ranked #21 for
    lame brained
  3. Ranked #31 for
    unbelievably stupid

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9 House of the Dead (2003)

Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead... Prequel to the House of the Dead video games.

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2003-04-11 | Horror / Action

Cast

Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso

Rating

rating icon 3.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #19 for
    lame ass
  2. Ranked #19 for
    pure crap
  3. Ranked #26 for
    incredibly stupid

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10 The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015)

Taking inspiration from The Human Centipede films, the warden of a notorious and troubled prison looks to create a 500-person human centipede as a solution to his problems.

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2015-05-22 | Horror

Cast

Dieter Laser, Bree Olson

Rating

rating icon 3.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #9 for
    revolting
  2. Ranked #10 for
    repugnant
  3. Ranked #13 for
    repulsive

Trailer

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