Top rated barely coherent movies that are also totally inept

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and totally inept movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and totally inept, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Meet the Deedles (1998)

Two surfers end up as Yellowstone park rangers and have to stop a former ranger who is out for revenge.

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1998-03-27 | Comedy / Family

Cast

Paul Walker, John Ashton

Rating

rating icon 4.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    worth owning
  2. Ranked #1 for
    uncool character
  3. Ranked #1 for
    foolish

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2 Cannibal Girls (1973)

A young couple spend the night in a restaurant, only to find out that it is haunted by three dead women who hunger for human flesh.

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1973-04-01 | Comedy / Horror

Cast

Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin

Rating

rating icon 4.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #92 for
    absolutely no sense whatsoever
  2. Ranked #134 for
    totally incomprehensible
  3. Ranked #140 for
    abysmally produced

Trailer

Cannibal Girls trailer
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3 Alone in the Dark (2005)

Edward Carnby is a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. His cases delve into the dark corners of the world, searching for truth in the occult remnants of ancient civilizations. Now, the greatest mystery of his past is about to become the most dangerous case he has ever faced.

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2005-01-28 | Action / Fantasy

Cast

Christian Slater, Tara Reid

Rating

rating icon 3.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #18 for
    pure crap
  2. Ranked #36 for
    horrendously bad
  3. Ranked #72 for
    sucky

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4 Ticker (2001)

Ray Nettles, a detective of San Francisco, and his partner Fuzzy must take up to one of the most dangerous terrorist gangs of the city. When one of the terrorists, the beautiful scientist Claire Manning is arrested, Swan, the leader of the terrorists, claims he will detonate bombs throughout the city if she is not released. Because of the possible bloodshed, Nettles calls for the help of explosive expert Frank Glass...

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2001-01-01 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Tom Sizemore, Steven Seagal

Rating

rating icon 3.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    loud explosion
  2. Ranked #3 for
    non-existent plot
  3. Ranked #4 for
    wretched

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5 On Deadly Ground (1994)

Forrest Taft is an environmental agent who works for the Aegis Oil Company in Alaska. Aegis Oil's corrupt CEO is the kind of person who doesn't care whether or not oil spills into the ocean or onto the land—just as long as it's making money for him.

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1994-02-18 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Steven Seagal, Michael Caine

Rating

rating icon 4.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #67 for
    explosive action
  2. Ranked #72 for
    noxious
  3. Ranked #76 for
    embarrassing self

Trailer

On Deadly Ground trailer
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6 Sharknado (2013)

A freak hurricane hits Los Angeles, causing man-eating sharks to be scooped up in tornadoes and flooding the city with shark-infested seawater. Surfer and bar-owner Fin sets out with his friends Baz and Nova to rescue his estranged wife April and teenage daughter Claudia.

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2013-07-11 | Science Fiction / TV Movie

Cast

Ian Ziering, John Heard

Rating

rating icon 3.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    absolutely absurd
  2. Ranked #1 for
    shitty
  3. Ranked #1 for
    biblical proportion

Trailer

Sharknado trailer
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7 Saving Christmas (2014)

Kirk is enjoying the annual Christmas party extravaganza thrown by his sister until he realizes he needs to help out Christian, his brother-in-law who has a bad case of the bah-humbugs.

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2014-11-14 | Comedy / Family

Cast

Kirk Cameron, Darren Doane

Rating

rating icon 1.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    wretched
  2. Ranked #2 for
    decorative imagery
  3. Ranked #2 for
    pitiful

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8 Occupation (2018)

Town residents must band together after a devastating alien invasion. As they struggle to survive, they realize they must stay one step ahead of their attackers and work together for a chance to strike back.

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2018-07-12 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Dan Ewing, Temuera Morrison

Rating

rating icon 4.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #8 for
    wasteful
  2. Ranked #11 for
    just plain bad
  3. Ranked #15 for
    plain bad

Trailer

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9 Devilman (2004)

A scientific exploration in search of a new energy source unleashes a group of powerful demons who begin possessing human bodies and destroying civilization. Close friends Akira (Hisato Izaki) and Ryo (Yusuke Izaki) wind up on different sides of this epic struggle. Akira’s inner strength allows him to maintain his identity and fight for good, but the weaker Ryo is completely overtaken by Satan himself.

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2004-10-09 | Action / Fantasy

Cast

Hisato Izaki, Yûsuke Izaki

Rating

rating icon 6.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #10 for
    real letdown
  2. Ranked #19 for
    total letdown
  3. Ranked #92 for
    hardcore

Trailer

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10 House of the Dead (2003)

Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead... Prequel to the House of the Dead video games.

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2003-04-11 | Horror / Action

Cast

Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso

Rating

rating icon 3.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #19 for
    lame ass
  2. Ranked #19 for
    pure crap
  3. Ranked #26 for
    incredibly stupid

Trailer

House of the Dead trailer
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