Top rated barely coherent movies that are also totally inept

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and totally inept movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and totally inept, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update May 03 2021

1 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    stilted dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    wretched
  3. Ranked #1 for
    acting off cue-card

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2 The Last Airbender (2010)

The story follows the adventures of Aang, a young successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations.

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2010-06-30 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Noah Ringer, Dev Patel

Rating

rating icon 4.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    expository dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    most insulting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    compressed

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3 Gigli (2003)

Gigli is ordered to kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal prosecutor. When plans go awry, Gigli's boss sends in Ricki, a gorgeous free-spirited female gangster who has her own set of orders to assist with the kidnapping. But Gigli begins falling for the decidedly unavailable Ricki, which could be a hazard to his occupation.

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2003-08-01 | Drama / Comedy

Cast

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez

Rating

rating icon 4.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    pitiful
  2. Ranked #3 for
    stinks
  3. Ranked #3 for
    mind-numbingly stupid

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4 Fantastic Four (2015)

Four young outsiders teleport to a dangerous universe, which alters their physical form in shocking ways. Their lives irrevocably upended, the team must learn to harness their daunting new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.

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2015-08-05 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Miles Teller, Michael B. Jordan

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    non-existent plot
  2. Ranked #1 for
    late in game
  3. Ranked #1 for
    virtually non-existent

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5 Ticker (2001)

Ray Nettles, a detective of San Francisco, and his partner Fuzzy must take up to one of the most dangerous terrorist gangs of the city. When one of the terrorists, the beautiful scientist Claire Manning is arrested, Swan, the leader of the terrorists, claims he will detonate bombs throughout the city if she is not released. Because of the possible bloodshed, Nettles calls for the help of explosive expert Frank Glass...

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2001-01-01 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Tom Sizemore, Steven Seagal

Rating

rating icon 3.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    Zen
  2. Ranked #3 for
    real bad
  3. Ranked #4 for
    loud explosion

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6 The Ghouls (2003)

Eric Hayes is a stringer. One notch below the lowest rung of the journalistic ladder. A video vulture preying on police chases, ambulance runs, and random street violence, selling his footage to the highest bidder and living on a steady diet of cigarettes and bloodlust. For years, Eric has lived off of other people's pain and misery. But he's about to discover something beneath the streets of Los Angeles even hungrier for blood than he is. He's about to discover THE GHOULS.

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2003-11-06 | Horror

Cast

Timothy Muskatell, Tina Birchfield

Rating

rating icon 3.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    unspeakable act
  2. Ranked #4 for
    juicy atmosphere
  3. Ranked #6 for
    evocative cinematography

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7 The Recall (2017)

When five friends vacation at a remote lake house, they expect nothing less then a good time, unaware that Earth is under attack by an alien invasion and mass-abductions.

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2017-06-02 | Science Fiction / Horror

Cast

Wesley Snipes, RJ Mitte

Rating

rating icon 4.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    no hesitation in recommending
  2. Ranked #4 for
    mildly violent
  3. Ranked #5 for
    sniping lines

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8 In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

A man named Farmer sets out to rescue his kidnapped wife and avenge the death of his son -- two acts committed by the Krugs, a race of animal-warriors who are controlled by the evil Gallian.

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2007-11-29 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Rating

rating icon 4.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    almost comical
  2. Ranked #1 for
    almost non-existent
  3. Ranked #2 for
    cheap-looking

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9 Sharknado (2013)

A freak hurricane hits Los Angeles, causing man-eating sharks to be scooped up in tornadoes and flooding the city with shark-infested seawater. Surfer and bar-owner Fin sets out with his friends Baz and Nova to rescue his estranged wife April and teenage daughter Claudia.

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2013-07-11 | Science Fiction / TV Movie

Cast

Ian Ziering, John Heard

Rating

rating icon 3.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    completely ridiculous
  2. Ranked #1 for
    absolutely absurd
  3. Ranked #1 for
    cheap-looking

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10 Dragon Wars: D-War (2007)

Based on the Korean legend, unknown creatures will return and devastate the planet. Reporter Ethan Kendrick is called in to investigate the matter...

Info

2007-02-08 | Fantasy / Drama

Cast

Jason Behr, Amanda Brooks

Rating

rating icon 4.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    feeling embarrassed
  2. Ranked #4 for
    snake-like character
  3. Ranked #4 for
    worth money

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