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Top rated barely coherent movies that are also unenlightening

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and unenlightening movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and unenlightening, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jan 12 2021

1 Midsommar (2019)

Several friends travel to Sweden to study as anthropologists a summer festival that is held every ninety years in the remote hometown of one of them. What begins as a dream vacation in a place where the sun never sets, gradually turns into a dark nightmare as the mysterious inhabitants invite them to participate in their disturbing festive activities.

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2019-07-03 | Horror / Drama

Cast

Florence Pugh, Jack Reynor

Rating

rating icon 7.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    beautiful visual
  2. Ranked #1 for
    beautifully crafted
  3. Ranked #1 for
    obscure

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2 The Blair Witch Project (1999)

In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary. A year later their footage was found.

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1999-07-14 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams

Rating

rating icon 6.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    scariest
  2. Ranked #1 for
    unknown actor
  3. Ranked #1 for
    not scary

Trailer

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3 The Da Vinci Code (2006)

A murder in Paris’ Louvre Museum and cryptic clues in some of Leonardo da Vinci’s most famous paintings lead to the discovery of a religious mystery. For 2,000 years a secret society closely guards information that — should it come to light — could rock the very foundations of Christianity.

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2006-05-17 | Thriller / Mystery

Cast

Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou

Rating

rating icon 6.7

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    close-minded
  2. Ranked #1 for
    completely hooked
  3. Ranked #1 for
    dismay

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4 Into the Woods (2014)

In a woods filled with magic and fairy tale characters, a baker and his wife set out to end the curse put on them by their neighbor, a spiteful witch.

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2014-12-24 | Fantasy / Comedy

Cast

Anna Kendrick, Daniel Huttlestone

Rating

rating icon 5.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    typical hollywood ending
  2. Ranked #1 for
    bittersweet ending
  3. Ranked #1 for
    muddling

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5 Legend (2015)

Suave, charming and volatile, Reggie Kray and his unstable twin brother Ronnie start to leave their mark on the London underworld in the 1960s. Using violence to get what they want, the siblings orchestrate robberies and murders while running nightclubs and protection rackets. With police Detective Leonard "Nipper" Read hot on their heels, the brothers continue their rapid rise to power and achieve tabloid notoriety.

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2015-09-09 | Crime / Thriller

Cast

Tom Hardy, Emily Browning

Rating

rating icon 6.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    ultraviolent
  2. Ranked #2 for
    top form
  3. Ranked #2 for
    more revealing

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6 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)

Following an assassination attempt on Senator Padmé Amidala, Jedi Knights Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi investigate a mysterious plot that could change the galaxy forever.

Info

2002-05-15 | Adventure / Action

Cast

Hayden Christensen, Ewan McGregor

Rating

rating icon 6.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    less than satisfying
  2. Ranked #1 for
    labored acting
  3. Ranked #1 for
    absolutely pathetic

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7 Lady in the Water (2006)

Apartment building superintendent Cleveland Heep rescues what he thinks is a young woman from the pool he maintains. When he discovers that she is actually a character from a bedtime story who is trying to make the journey back to her home, he works with his tenants to protect his new friend from the creatures that are determined to keep her in our world.

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2006-07-20 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard

Rating

rating icon 5.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    ethereal quality
  2. Ranked #1 for
    remotely believable
  3. Ranked #1 for
    too far-fetched

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8 Signs (2002)

A family living on a farm finds mysterious crop circles in their fields which suggests something more frightening to come.

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2002-08-02 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix

Rating

rating icon 6.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    hokey editing
  2. Ranked #1 for
    hostile
  3. Ranked #1 for
    contrite

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9 The Love Guru (2008)

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

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2008-06-20 | Comedy / Romance

Cast

Mike Myers, Jessica Alba

Rating

rating icon 4.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    poor dialogue
  2. Ranked #1 for
    mildly funny
  3. Ranked #1 for
    cornball

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10 The Happening (2008)

When a deadly airborne virus threatens to wipe out the northeastern United States, teacher Elliott Moore (Mark Wahlberg) and his wife (Zooey Deschanel) flee from contaminated cities into the countryside in a fight to discover the truth. Is it terrorism, the accidental release of some toxic military bio weapon -- or something even more sinister? John Leguizamo and Betty Buckley co-star in this thriller from writer-director M. Night Shyamalan.

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2008-06-11 | Thriller / Science Fiction

Cast

Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel

Rating

rating icon 5.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    hilariously stupid
  2. Ranked #1 for
    physically painful
  3. Ranked #1 for
    out of nowhere

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