Top rated barely coherent movies that are also witless

Check out today’s highest ranked barely coherent and witless movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are barely coherent and witless, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update May 10 2021

1 The Happening (2008)

When a deadly airborne virus threatens to wipe out the northeastern United States, teacher Elliott Moore (Mark Wahlberg) and his wife (Zooey Deschanel) flee from contaminated cities into the countryside in a fight to discover the truth. Is it terrorism, the accidental release of some toxic military bio weapon -- or something even more sinister? John Leguizamo and Betty Buckley co-star in this thriller from writer-director M. Night Shyamalan.

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2008-06-11 | Thriller / Science Fiction

Cast

Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel

Rating

rating icon 5.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    absolutely horrendous
  2. Ranked #2 for
    howler
  3. Ranked #2 for
    unintentionally comical

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2 Blair Witch (2016)

Students on a camping trip discover something sinister is lurking beyond the trees.

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2016-09-15 | Thriller / Horror

Cast

James Allen McCune, Callie Hernandez

Rating

rating icon 5.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    less effective
  2. Ranked #1 for
    blurry image
  3. Ranked #2 for
    fresh idea

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3 The Sweetest Thing (2002)

Christina's love life is stuck in neutral. After years of avoiding the hazards of a meaningful relationship, one night while club-hopping with her girlfriends, she meets Peter, her perfect match. Fed up with playing games, she finally gets the courage to let her guard down and follow her heart, only to discover that Peter has suddenly left town. Accompanied by Courtney, she sets out to capture the one that got away.

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2002-04-12 | Romance / Comedy

Cast

Cameron Diaz, Selma Blair

Rating

rating icon 5.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    classless
  2. Ranked #1 for
    pitiful
  3. Ranked #1 for
    sour character

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4 The Blair Witch Project (1999)

In October of 1994 three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland, while shooting a documentary. A year later their footage was found.

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1999-07-14 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Heather Donahue, Michael C. Williams

Rating

rating icon 6.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    wobbly camera work
  2. Ranked #1 for
    fearing the dark
  3. Ranked #1 for
    more chilling

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5 6 Underground (2019)

After faking his death, a tech billionaire recruits a team of international operatives for a bold and bloody mission to take down a brutal dictator.

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2019-12-10 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Ryan Reynolds, Mélanie Laurent

Rating

rating icon 6.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    popcorn entertainment
  2. Ranked #1 for
    packed with fast-paced action
  3. Ranked #1 for
    non-existent character development

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6 Your Highness (2011)

A fantasy movie about an arrogant, lazy prince and his more heroic brother who must complete a quest in order to save their father's kingdom.

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2011-04-08 | Comedy / Adventure

Cast

Danny McBride, James Franco

Rating

rating icon 5.3

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    knight in shining armor
  2. Ranked #1 for
    valiant character
  3. Ranked #1 for
    stoner comedy

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7 The Love Guru (2008)

Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.

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2008-06-20 | Comedy / Romance

Cast

Mike Myers, Jessica Alba

Rating

rating icon 4.2

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    infantile
  2. Ranked #1 for
    giggling
  3. Ranked #1 for
    inexperienced director

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8 Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Alice, an unpretentious and individual 19-year-old, is betrothed to a dunce of an English nobleman. At her engagement party, she escapes the crowd to consider whether to go through with the marriage and falls down a hole in the garden after spotting an unusual rabbit. Arriving in a strange and surreal place called 'Underland,' she finds herself in a world that resembles the nightmares she had as a child, filled with talking animals, villainous queens and knights, and frumious bandersnatches. Alice realizes that she is there for a reason – to conquer the horrific Jabberwocky and restore the rightful queen to her throne.

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2010-03-03 | Family / Fantasy

Cast

Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp

Rating

rating icon 6.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    dark and edgy
  2. Ranked #3 for
    more palatable
  3. Ranked #3 for
    topsy-turvy

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9 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Anakin Skywalker, a young slave strong with the Force, is discovered on Tatooine. Meanwhile, the evil Sith have returned, enacting their plot for revenge against the Jedi.

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1999-05-19 | Adventure / Action

Cast

Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor

Rating

rating icon 6.5

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    banal dialogue
  2. Ranked #5 for
    anxiously awaited
  3. Ranked #5 for
    slightly disappointing

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10 Gigli (2003)

Gigli is ordered to kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal prosecutor. When plans go awry, Gigli's boss sends in Ricki, a gorgeous free-spirited female gangster who has her own set of orders to assist with the kidnapping. But Gigli begins falling for the decidedly unavailable Ricki, which could be a hazard to his occupation.

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2003-08-01 | Drama / Comedy

Cast

Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez

Rating

rating icon 4.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    mind-numbingly stupid
  2. Ranked #3 for
    stinks
  3. Ranked #4 for
    excruciatingly bad

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