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Top rated boring and uneventful movies that are also pornographic

Check out today’s highest ranked boring and uneventful and pornographic movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are boring and uneventful and pornographic, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country. Maimovie provides context-aware recommendation based on extensive data gathered and analyzed by AI.

Last Update Jul 20 2020

1 BloodRayne (2005)

In the 18th century, a vampire escapes from the freak show she once participated in and teams up with a group of vampire slayers to kill the man who raped her mother. Storyline In the Eighteenth Century, Rayne is the half-human half-vampire Dhampir and the lead attraction in a carnival's freak-show in Romania. When she escapes, she meets a fortuneteller that tells that her mother was raped by the king of the vampires Kagan and she decides to destroy her father. In her journey for revenge, she meets Vladimir and Sebastian, the leaders of the fortress of vampire hunters Brimstone, and she joins their society. She seeks for powerful talismans to defeat Kagan, while the skilled warriors Vladimir and Sebastian train her to face the forces of Kagan and her human side falls in love with Sebastian. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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2005-10-22 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley

Rating

rating icon 4.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    physically painful
  2. Ranked #1 for
    virtually unwatchable
  3. Ranked #1 for
    poorly choreographed

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2 Body of Evidence (1993)

Sizzingly sexy Madonna leads a star-filled cast in this erotic thriller as a woman accused of killing a wealthy, elderly man through her insatiable sexual prowess.

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1993-01-15 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Madonna, Willem Dafoe

Rating

rating icon 4.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    kinky sex
  2. Ranked #2 for
    highly erotic
  3. Ranked #2 for
    kinky character

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3 The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

Forks, Washington resident Bella Swan is reeling from the departure of her vampire love, Edward Cullen, and finds comfort in her friendship with Jacob Black, a werewolf. But before she knows it, she's thrust into a centuries-old conflict, and her desire to be with Edward at any cost leads her to take greater and greater risks.

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2009-11-18 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Ashley Greene, Tyson Houseman

Rating

rating icon 5.9

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    annoying-as-hell voice
  2. Ranked #1 for
    poor pace
  3. Ranked #1 for
    cheesy dialogue

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4 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

The new found married bliss of Bella Swan and vampire Edward Cullen is cut short when a series of betrayals and misfortunes threatens to destroy their world.

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2011-11-16 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Taylor Lautner, Ali Faulkner

Rating

rating icon 6.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    ultra-cheesy lines
  2. Ranked #2 for
    imprinting in head
  3. Ranked #3 for
    very cheesy

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5 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

The Angels are charged with finding a pair of missing rings that are encoded with the personal information of members of the Witness Protection Program. As informants are killed, the ladies target a rogue agent who might be responsible.

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2003-06-27 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Matt LeBlanc, Bruce Comtois

Rating

rating icon 5.4

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    braindead
  2. Ranked #1 for
    no-brainer
  3. Ranked #1 for
    paper-thin plot

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6 Gigli (2003)

Gigli is ordered to kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal prosecutor. When plans go awry, Gigli's boss sends in Ricki, a gorgeous free-spirited female gangster who has her own set of orders to assist with the kidnapping. But Gigli begins falling for the decidedly unavailable Ricki, which could be a hazard to his occupation.

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2003-08-01 | Drama / Comedy

Cast

Dwight Ketchum, Lainie Kazan

Rating

rating icon 3.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    falling asleep in the middle
  2. Ranked #2 for
    abysmally produced
  3. Ranked #2 for
    tone-deaf

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7 The Cat in the Hat (2003)

Conrad and Sally Walden are home alone with their pet fish. It is raining outside, and there is nothing to do. Until The Cat in the Hat walks in the front door. He introduces them to their imagination, and at first it's all fun and games, until things get out of hand, and The Cat must go, go, go, before their parents get back.

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2003-11-21 | Fantasy / Family

Cast

Brittany Oaks, Spencer Breslin

Rating

rating icon 5.1

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    leaving bad taste
  2. Ranked #1 for
    inappropriate
  3. Ranked #1 for
    suitable for kids

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8 Sex and the City 2 (2010)

Carrie, Charlotte, and Miranda are all married now, but they're still up for a little fun in the sun. When Samantha gets the chance to visit one of the most extravagant vacation destinations on the planet and offers to bring them all along, they surmise that a women-only retreat may be the perfect excuse to eschew their responsibilities and remember what life was like before they decided to settle down.

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2010-05-26 | Comedy / Drama

Cast

Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristin Davis

Rating

rating icon 6.0

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    glamorous cast
  2. Ranked #1 for
    nagging voice
  3. Ranked #1 for
    face palm

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9 The Legend of Hercules (2014)

In Ancient Greece 1200 B.C., a queen succumbs to the lust of Zeus to bear a son promised to overthrow the tyrannical rule of the king and restore peace to a land in hardship. But this prince, Hercules, knows nothing of his real identity or his destiny. He desires only one thing: the love of Hebe, Princess of Crete, who has been promised to his own brother. When Hercules learns of his greater purpose, he must choose: to flee with his true love or to fulfill his destiny and become the true hero of his time. The story behind one of the greatest myths is revealed in this action-packed epic - a tale of love, sacrifice and the strength of the human spirit.

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2014-01-10 | Action / Adventure

Cast

Liam McIntyre, Johnathon Schaech

Rating

rating icon 4.6

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    evil tyrant
  2. Ranked #6 for
    unintentionally comical
  3. Ranked #6 for
    unbelievably awful

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10 The Neighbor (2018)

A middle-aged man in a stagnant marriage, finds his life upended when an attractive young woman and her seemingly abusive husband move in next door.

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2018-01-26 | Thriller / Drama

Cast

Jessica McNamee, Colin Woodell

Rating

rating icon 4.8

People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #6 for
    excruciatingly slow
  2. Ranked #6 for
    agonizingly slow
  3. Ranked #9 for
    sound promising

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