Top rated deliberately slow movies that are also asinine

Check out today’s highest ranked deliberately slow and asinine movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are deliberately slow and asinine, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 The Owners (2020)

A group of friends think they found the perfect easy score - an empty house with a safe full of cash. But when the elderly couple that lives there comes home early, the tables are suddenly turned. As a deadly game of cat and mouse ensues, the would-be thieves must fight to save themselves from a nightmare they could never have imagined.

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2020-08-27 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Maisie Williams, Sylvester McCoy

Rating

rating icon 5.628
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    kind of weird
  2. Ranked #1 for
    uncreative story
  3. Ranked #1 for
    followable

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2 Risen (2021)

Disaster unfolds when a meteor strikes a small town, turning the environment uninhabitable and killing everything in the surrounding area. Exobiologist Lauren Stone is called to find answers to the unearthly event. As she begins to uncover the truth, imminent danger awakens and it becomes a race against time to save mankind.

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2021-08-20 | Science Fiction / Drama

Cast

Nicole Schalmo, Jack Campbell

Rating

rating icon 5.196
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    badly produced
  2. Ranked #3 for
    slow and tedious
  3. Ranked #3 for
    steadyhanded directing

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3 Fatal Affair (2020)

Ellie tries to mend her marriage with her husband Marcus after a brief encounter with an old friend, David, only to find that David is more dangerous and unstable than she'd realized.

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2020-07-16 | Thriller

Cast

Nia Long, Stephen Bishop

Rating

rating icon 5.624
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    redeeming value
  2. Ranked #1 for
    easily forgettable
  3. Ranked #1 for
    unconvincing

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4 Clinton Road (2019)

A widowed firefighter seeks closure after his wife goes missing on an actual haunted road in rural New Jersey but must unlock the roads secret if he wants to get out alive.

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2019-06-14 | Horror

Cast

Eric Roberts, Ice-T

Rating

rating icon 3.267
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    just plain terrible
  2. Ranked #2 for
    blinkered
  3. Ranked #2 for
    unenlightening

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5 Hideout (2021)

Evading police at a remote farmhouse after fumbling a robbery, four criminals discover that the family living there is not who they appear to be.

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2021-11-09 | Horror / Crime

Cast

Katie Lyons, Bryan Enright

Rating

rating icon 5.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    downright painful
  2. Ranked #1 for
    poorly put together
  3. Ranked #1 for
    weird camera angle

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6 Isabelle (2019)

A young couple's dream of starting a family shatters as they descend into the depths of paranoia and must struggle to survive an evil presence that wants nothing more than their very own lives.

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2019-05-24 | Horror

Cast

Amanda Crew, Adam Brody

Rating

rating icon 5.123
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    character stuck in a rut
  2. Ranked #1 for
    mystic
  3. Ranked #1 for
    little confusing

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7 Cicada Song (2019)

Karen is a tough, corn fed, outspoken, farm manager who cares about the people she works for and the migrant people who work for her. When one of her farmhands approaches her about a little girl that has recently disappeared, she becomes closer to her employees than she ever thought possible. But, when her lover, Annabelle, disappears, the bubble Karen lives in bursts and she begins an investigation only to uncover something dark in the little town she grew up in.

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2019-09-27 | Mystery / Thriller

Cast

Lyndsey Lantz, Jenny Mesa

Rating

rating icon 5.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    good directing
  2. Ranked #1 for
    completely absorbing
  3. Ranked #1 for
    socially relevant

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8 Hosts (2020)

On Christmas Eve, an innocent couple become hosts to a malicious entity. Throughout the night they terrorise a family of five in unimaginably violent and disturbing ways.

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2020-10-02 | Horror

Cast

Neal Ward, Samantha Loxley

Rating

rating icon 4.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    decently budgeted
  2. Ranked #2 for
    fever dream
  3. Ranked #2 for
    personification of evil

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9 The Stairs (2021)

In 1997, 11-year-old Jesse finds a mysterious staircase in the woods and disappears - - 20 years later, a group of hikers sets off into the very same woods. Unfortunately for them, they come face-to-face with the very same set of stairs...

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2021-02-26 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Kathleen Quinlan, John Schneider

Rating

rating icon 3.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    intentionally funny
  2. Ranked #4 for
    not remotely scary
  3. Ranked #5 for
    most thought-provoking

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10 The Siren (2019)

Tom, a mute man is on retreat to an isolated lakehouse where he meets Al, who is mourning the recent death of his husband. Starting off rather friendly, Tom and Al’s rapport slowly changes as the former befriends a mysterious woman named Nina, for whom Al can’t shake his negative suspicions.

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2019-03-02 | Fantasy / Horror

Cast

Evan Dumouchel, Margaret Ying Drake

Rating

rating icon 5.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    throaty voice
  2. Ranked #1 for
    absolute waste
  3. Ranked #1 for
    alarming

Trailer

The Siren trailer
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