Top rated excruciatingly slow movies that are also completely ludicrous

Check out today’s highest ranked excruciatingly slow and completely ludicrous movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are excruciatingly slow and completely ludicrous, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 The Ghost Galleon (1974)

After a pair of models go missing from a boat, a rescue party discover an empty galleon carrying the coffins of the long dead Knights Templar. The rescue party board the galleon and then discover their own boat has vanished. The survivors struggle to fight off the spectral knights with what little knowledge they have of them.

Info

1974-06-28 | Horror

Cast

Maria Perschy, Jack Taylor

Rating

rating icon 4.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #11 for
    least successful
  2. Ranked #21 for
    adrift cast
  3. Ranked #21 for
    agonizingly slow

Trailer

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2 Deadly Illusions (2021)

A bestselling female novelist, suffering from writer's block, hires an innocent young woman to watch over her twin children. As the novelist dangerously indulges in her new best seller, the line between the life she's writing and the one she's living becomes blurred.

Info

2021-03-18 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Kristin Davis, Dermot Mulroney

Rating

rating icon 5.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    plain bad
  2. Ranked #2 for
    absolutely terrible
  3. Ranked #3 for
    laughably bad

Trailer

Deadly Illusions trailer
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3 The Creeping Terror (1964)

A newlywed sheriff tries to stop a shambling monster that has emerged from a spaceship to eat people.

Info

1964-01-01 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Vic Savage, Shannon O'Neil

Rating

rating icon 2.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #19 for
    totally inept
  2. Ranked #23 for
    the Leprechaun's choice
  3. Ranked #25 for
    inept producing

Trailer

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4 John Henry (2020)

Ex-gang member John Henry is a quiet man with a violent past. When two immigrant kids on the run from his former South Los Angeles gang leader stumble into his life, John is forced to reconcile with his past in order to try and give them a future.

Info

2020-01-24 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Terry Crews, Ludacris

Rating

rating icon 4.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #6 for
    complete garbage
  2. Ranked #11 for
    utter mess
  3. Ranked #14 for
    agonizingly slow

Trailer

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5 The Beyond (2018)

Set in 2019, The Beyond chronicles the groundbreaking mission which sent astronauts - modified with advanced robotics, through a newly discovered wormhole known as the Void. When the mission returns unexpectedly, the space agency races to discover what the astronauts encountered on their first of its kind interstellar space journey.

Info

2018-01-09 | Science Fiction

Cast

David Bailie, Jane Perry

Rating

rating icon 5.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #17 for
    seriously flawed
  2. Ranked #23 for
    robotical acting
  3. Ranked #28 for
    slow and boring

Trailer

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6 Blackenstein (1973)

Eddie is a Vietnam veteran who loses his arms and legs when he steps on a land mine, but a brilliant surgeon is able to attach new limbs. Unfortunately an insanely jealous assistant (who has fallen in love with Eddie's fiance) switches Eddie's DNA injections, transforming him into a gigantic killer.

Info

1973-01-01 | Science Fiction / Action

Cast

Ivory Stone, Joe De Sue

Rating

rating icon 3.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #8 for
    lamentable
  2. Ranked #32 for
    execrable
  3. Ranked #43 for
    truly dreadful

Trailer

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7 Crucible of Terror (1971)

An obsessed sculptor kills a young women to make a perfect bronze sculpture of her. Years later at his secluded home a number of people become trapped in a web of revenge, murder and horror.

Info

1971-01-01 | Drama / Horror

Cast

Mike Raven, James Bolam

Rating

rating icon 4.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #67 for
    nagging voice
  2. Ranked #73 for
    wooden performance
  3. Ranked #74 for
    rather wooden acting

Trailer

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8 Renovation of the Heart/It's a Fixer Upper (2019)

When the Dovers find themselves in financial jeopardy, they have to sell the house Anne's parents left her. The only way to get rid of the house is to fix it up, but things don't go exactly as planned.

Info

2019-09-01 | Romance

Cast

Dee Wallace, Louise Dylan

Rating

rating icon 6.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #9 for
    way too slow
  2. Ranked #36 for
    annoying-as-hell voice
  3. Ranked #55 for
    completely unlikable

Trailer

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9 Frozen Alive (1964)

A scientist experimenting with suspended animation decides to use himself as a test subject. Before he is frozen, his wife is killed, and he is suspected of her murder. a murder suspect.

Info

1964-12-01 | Mystery / Science Fiction

Cast

Mark Stevens, Marianne Koch

Rating

rating icon 3.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #6 for
    dreary
  2. Ranked #31 for
    pretty dull
  3. Ranked #34 for
    just plain dull

Trailer

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10 Rideshare (2018)

Hitch, the most popular Rideshare app, has created safe rides for millions. At least, that's what they want you to think. It was only a matter of time before the story went public. The story of that one night. That one, horrific night.

Info

2018-04-13 | Thriller

Cast

Syd Wilder, Madeleine Wade

Rating

rating icon 5.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #14 for
    annoying-as-hell voice
  2. Ranked #95 for
    too convoluted
  3. Ranked #147 for
    annoying voice

Trailer

Rideshare trailer
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