Top rated excruciatingly slow movies that are also crystalline

Check out today’s highest ranked excruciatingly slow and crystalline movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are excruciatingly slow and crystalline, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 The Last Thing He Wanted (2020)

At the turning point of the Iran-Contra affair, Elena McMahon, a fearless investigative journalist covering the 1984 US presidential campaign, puts herself in danger when she abandons her assigned task in order to fulfill the last wish of her ailing father, a mysterious man whose past activities she barely knows.

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2020-02-14 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Anne Hathaway, Ben Affleck

Rating

rating icon 5.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    needlessly complicated
  2. Ranked #1 for
    somewhat convoluted
  3. Ranked #1 for
    somewhat confusing

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2 Subterranea (2015)

Having spent his entire life in a dark cell, never seeing the light of day or another human being, the "Captive" is released into society and must learn how to live for the first time as an adult.

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2015-06-05 | Drama / Mystery

Cast

William Katt, Bug Hall

Rating

rating icon 4.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    rambling dialogue
  2. Ranked #3 for
    histrionic acting
  3. Ranked #3 for
    ill-at-ease acting

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3 Inseminoid (1981)

A crew of interplanetary archaeologists is threatened when an alien creature impregnates one of their members, causing her to turn homicidal and murder them one by one.

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1981-01-23 | Thriller / Horror

Cast

Robin Clarke, Jennifer Ashley

Rating

rating icon 3.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    disagreeable
  2. Ranked #5 for
    overly fond
  3. Ranked #6 for
    going bonkers

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4 The Crescent (2018)

After an unexpected death in the family, a mother and son struggle to find spiritual healing at a beachfront summer home.

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2018-08-10 | Mystery / Horror

Cast

Britt Loder, Andrew Gillis

Rating

rating icon 6.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    discernible plot
  2. Ranked #5 for
    slow and deliberate
  3. Ranked #8 for
    way too slow

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5 Skew (2011)

When Simon, Rich, and Eva head out on an eagerly anticipated road trip, they bring along a video camera to record their journey. What starts out as a carefree adventure slowly becomes a descent into the ominous as unexplained events threaten to disrupt the balance between the three close friends. Each one of them must struggle with personal demons and paranoia as friendships are tested and gruesome realities are revealed...and recorded.

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2011-04-19 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Rob Scattergood, Amber Lewis

Rating

rating icon 4.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    fine and dandy
  2. Ranked #2 for
    requiring a second watch
  3. Ranked #6 for
    scratching head

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6 Kalank (2019)

Set in 1945, in Pre-Independent India, the elite, opulent and solemn world of the Chaudhry family, and the wild, mysterious and musical underbelly of the town, Hira Mandi, clash when Roop Chaudhry encounters Zafar, a daredevil from Hira Mandi, unleashing deep-buried truths, secrets of betrayal and affairs that threaten to bring both worlds crashing down.

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2019-04-17 | Drama / Romance

Cast

Sanjay Dutt, Madhuri Dixit

Rating

rating icon 5.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    sense of grandeur
  2. Ranked #3 for
    lavish production
  3. Ranked #5 for
    pitiful

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7 Waiting for the Barbarians (2019)

At an isolated frontier outpost, a colonial magistrate suffers a crisis of conscience when an army colonel arrives looking to interrogate the locals about an impending uprising, using cruel tactics that horrify the magistrate.

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2019-09-06 | Drama / History

Cast

Mark Rylance, Johnny Depp

Rating

rating icon 6.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    barbaric
  2. Ranked #5 for
    slow and steady
  3. Ranked #5 for
    extremely slow pace

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8 Norman (2021)

A time traveler, Norman, and his A.I. companion, A.N.I., become trapped and isolated in the past, jeopardizing life in both the past and the future. They must invent a way back to the future before the world collapses.

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2021-02-02 | Science Fiction / Thriller

Cast

Stephen Birge, Melissa Crouterfield

Rating

rating icon 5.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    way too slow
  2. Ranked #2 for
    embarrassing cast
  3. Ranked #5 for
    bit convoluted

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9 Archive (2020)

2038: George Almore is working on a true human-equivalent AI, and his latest prototype is almost ready. This sensitive phase is also the riskiest as he has a goal that must be hidden at all costs—being reunited with his dead wife.

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2020-08-13 | Science Fiction / Drama

Cast

Theo James, Stacy Martin

Rating

rating icon 6.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    twist at the end
  2. Ranked #1 for
    unexpected ending
  3. Ranked #1 for
    surprising ending

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10 The Assent (2020)

After a series of disturbing supernatural events in his home, Joel a young single father, comes to suspect that his young son may be possessed. Soon Joel receives a visit from Father Lambert, a controversial exorcist in town whose last patient died during his treatment. As increasing chilling occurrences begin to unfold, the priest informs a resistant Joel that unless he can successfully perform an exorcism, the devil will soon take full control of his boy.

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2020-01-09 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Robert Kazinsky, Peter Jason

Rating

rating icon 6.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    chromatic
  2. Ranked #1 for
    dark and grim
  3. Ranked #2 for
    acid trip

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