Top rated excruciatingly slow movies that are also darkly humorous

Check out today’s highest ranked excruciatingly slow and darkly humorous movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are excruciatingly slow and darkly humorous, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Crawl (2011)

A seedy bar owner hires a mysterious Croatian to commit murder, but a planned double-crossing backfires when a young waitress is taken hostage. A suspenseful, yet darkly humorous chain of events builds to a bloodcurdling climax.

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2011-10-15 | Crime / Thriller

Cast

Lauren Dillon, George Shevtsov

Rating

rating icon 5.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    generating suspense
  2. Ranked #1 for
    generating tension
  3. Ranked #1 for
    creating tension

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Crawl trailer
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2 All Light Will End (2018)

When a capricious young author with a dark secret returns home for her brother's graduation, she finds herself haunted by the past and tormented by night terrors.

Info

2018-03-24 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Sarah Butler, Andy Buckley

Rating

rating icon 5.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    nightmares for a week
  2. Ranked #4 for
    slow and steady
  3. Ranked #6 for
    bit wooden

Trailer

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3 The Offering (2016)

When young and successful reporter Jamie finds out that her sister has died in mysterious circumstances, she travels to Singapore to uncover the truth. There, she discovers multiple deaths linked to her sister's and must join forces with her sister's husband in order to defeat a demonic entity that is using new technology to complete an ancient mission.

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2016-05-06 | Mystery / Thriller

Cast

Matthew Settle, Elizabeth Rice

Rating

rating icon 5.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    amateur hour
  2. Ranked #3 for
    strident voice
  3. Ranked #6 for
    subpar acting

Trailer

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4 Stalled (2013)

It's Christmas Eve, and a soon-to-be-shit-canned maintenance gopher (Dan Palmer) is changing light bulbs and cleaning toilets instead of drinking egg nog and making out with drunk receptionists at the annual office party. Unfortunately for this forlorn floor-sweeper, he chooses to use the ladies restroom the very second a zombie outbreak occurs! Will he bowl us over and flush away the undead or (like in his pre-apocalypse life) simply remain ...Stalled?

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2013-08-24 | Comedy / Horror

Cast

Dan Palmer, Antonia Bernath

Rating

rating icon 5.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    razor-sharp dialogue
  2. Ranked #2 for
    somewhat limited acting
  3. Ranked #2 for
    acting with limited scope

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Stalled trailer
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5 The Dinner (2017)

Two brothers and their wives meet up at a haute-cuisine restaurant to discuss what to do about a horrific crime that their sons committed together. As the quartet debate their options, the conversation reopens old wounds between the siblings.

Info

2017-05-05 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Richard Gere, Laura Linney

Rating

rating icon 4.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    for open discussion
  2. Ranked #2 for
    abrupt ending
  3. Ranked #5 for
    for dinner conversation

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6 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

The new found married bliss of Bella Swan and vampire Edward Cullen is cut short when a series of betrayals and misfortunes threatens to destroy their world.

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2011-11-16 | Adventure / Fantasy

Cast

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson

Rating

rating icon 6.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    imprinting in head
  2. Ranked #6 for
    cliff-hanger ending
  3. Ranked #9 for
    patiently waited

Trailer

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7 Bastard's Crossing (2021)

Cam Talcutt had the good luck to win a trading post in a card game. Now, he's stuck in the wilderness trying to run it when he learns the freight company who supplies his store won't be coming anymore. Cam is in a bad spot and might have to do bad things to survive.

Info

2021-01-15 | Thriller / Western

Cast

Ward Emling, Ashleigh Lewis

Rating

rating icon 4.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    irrational acting
  2. Ranked #3 for
    eerie tone
  3. Ranked #6 for
    always welcome actor

Trailer

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8 We'll Never Have Paris (2014)

We'll Never Have Paris is a clumsy and at once human account of screwing up on a transcontinental level in a noble effort to win back "the one."

Info

2014-10-01 | Comedy / Romance

Cast

Simon Helberg, Melanie Lynskey

Rating

rating icon 4.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    more befitting
  2. Ranked #3 for
    snappy lines
  3. Ranked #3 for
    sexually attractive

Trailer

We'll Never Have Paris trailer
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9 The Eternal (1998)

An alcoholic American couple travel to the UK with their son so he can meet his grandmother but they walk in on their crazed uncle who is in the midst of reviving a centuries-old Druid witch.

Info

1998-09-18 | Horror

Cast

Alison Elliott, Jared Harris

Rating

rating icon 4.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #4 for
    heart-racing
  2. Ranked #4 for
    brooding atmosphere
  3. Ranked #4 for
    engulfing

Trailer

The Eternal trailer
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10 Luck (2009)

Born lucky, Karim Moussa takes to exploiting it instead of focusing on studies. Now a wealthy gambler, he decides to recruit about a dozen lucky people to participate in a deadly game of survival.

Info

2009-07-24 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Sanjay Dutt, Mithun Chakraborty

Rating

rating icon 4.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    lucky character
  2. Ranked #2 for
    flash of brilliance
  3. Ranked #4 for
    crescendo

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