Top rated excruciatingly slow movies that are also half-ass

Check out today’s highest ranked excruciatingly slow and half-ass movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are excruciatingly slow and half-ass, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.

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2019-10-25 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Phillip Jack Brooks, Trieste Kelly Dunn

Rating

rating icon 5.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    refurbished
  2. Ranked #3 for
    mediocre acting
  3. Ranked #3 for
    suffering wife

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2 Kalank (2019)

Set in 1945, in Pre-Independent India, the elite, opulent and solemn world of the Chaudhry family, and the wild, mysterious and musical underbelly of the town, Hira Mandi, clash when Roop Chaudhry encounters Zafar, a daredevil from Hira Mandi, unleashing deep-buried truths, secrets of betrayal and affairs that threaten to bring both worlds crashing down.

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2019-04-17 | Drama / Romance

Cast

Sanjay Dutt, Madhuri Dixit

Rating

rating icon 5.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    sense of grandeur
  2. Ranked #4 for
    lavish production
  3. Ranked #5 for
    pitiful

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3 The Dinner Party (2020)

A budding playwright and his wife attend a dinner party hosted by wealthy, cultural elites, who have promised to bankroll the writer's latest play to Broadway, but, in fact, have darker designs in mind for the couple.

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2020-05-29 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Sawandi Wilson, Mike Mayhall

Rating

rating icon 4.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    sinuously beautiful
  2. Ranked #4 for
    soporific
  3. Ranked #4 for
    slow start

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4 Skew (2011)

When Simon, Rich, and Eva head out on an eagerly anticipated road trip, they bring along a video camera to record their journey. What starts out as a carefree adventure slowly becomes a descent into the ominous as unexplained events threaten to disrupt the balance between the three close friends. Each one of them must struggle with personal demons and paranoia as friendships are tested and gruesome realities are revealed...and recorded.

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2011-04-19 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Rob Scattergood, Amber Lewis

Rating

rating icon 4.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    fine and dandy
  2. Ranked #2 for
    requiring a second watch
  3. Ranked #6 for
    scratching head

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5 Silencer (2018)

A retired hitman must reawaken all his deadly skills and fight a one-man war against his former employer.

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2018-08-30 | Action

Cast

Danny Trejo, Johnny Messner

Rating

rating icon 5.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    serviceable enough
  2. Ranked #2 for
    time passer
  3. Ranked #2 for
    cool dude

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6 The Owners (2020)

A group of friends think they found the perfect easy score - an empty house with a safe full of cash. But when the elderly couple that lives there comes home early, the tables are suddenly turned. As a deadly game of cat and mouse ensues, the would-be thieves must fight to save themselves from a nightmare they could never have imagined.

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2020-08-27 | Thriller / Horror

Cast

Maisie Williams, Sylvester McCoy

Rating

rating icon 5.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    kind of weird
  2. Ranked #2 for
    completely unoriginal
  3. Ranked #2 for
    followable

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7 The Ghouls (2003)

Eric Hayes is a stringer. One notch below the lowest rung of the journalistic ladder. A video vulture preying on police chases, ambulance runs, and random street violence, selling his footage to the highest bidder and living on a steady diet of cigarettes and bloodlust. For years, Eric has lived off of other people's pain and misery. But he's about to discover something beneath the streets of Los Angeles even hungrier for blood than he is. He's about to discover THE GHOULS.

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2003-11-06 | Horror

Cast

Timothy Muskatell, Tina Birchfield

Rating

rating icon 3.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    unspeakable act
  2. Ranked #3 for
    so disgusted
  3. Ranked #3 for
    basically a rehash

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8 Race 3 (2018)

The Singh family comprises of Shamsher his step-son Sikandar, twins Suraj and Sanjana. They run a business of illegal arms and trade with the help of their friend Yash. Things get dramatic when Jessica meets Sikandar and the family ties are strained under each character’s ulterior motives.

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2018-06-15 | Thriller / Action

Cast

Anil Kapoor, Salman Khan

Rating

rating icon 4.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    insensible
  2. Ranked #3 for
    pitiful
  3. Ranked #3 for
    absolutely pathetic

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9 A Wrinkle in Time (2018)

After the disappearance of her scientist father, three peculiar beings send Meg, her brother, and her friend to space in order to find him.

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2018-03-08 | Adventure / Science Fiction

Cast

Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey

Rating

rating icon 5.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #6 for
    bummed
  2. Ranked #8 for
    flashy visual
  3. Ranked #9 for
    diverse casting

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10 Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

It has been five years since the disappearance of Katie and Hunter, and a suburban family witness strange events in their neighborhood when a woman and a mysterious child move in.

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2012-10-17 | Horror

Cast

Katie Featherston, Kathryn Newton

Rating

rating icon 5.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    leaping out
  2. Ranked #3 for
    cheap shocks
  3. Ranked #3 for
    gotcha

Trailer

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