Top rated excruciatingly slow movies that are also incredibly lame

Check out today’s highest ranked excruciatingly slow and incredibly lame movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are excruciatingly slow and incredibly lame, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Deadly Illusions (2021)

A bestselling female novelist, suffering from writer's block, hires an innocent young woman to watch over her twin children. As the novelist dangerously indulges in her new best seller, the line between the life she's writing and the one she's living becomes blurred.

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2021-03-18 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Kristin Davis, Dermot Mulroney

Rating

rating icon 5.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    plain bad
  2. Ranked #2 for
    absolutely terrible
  3. Ranked #3 for
    laughably bad

Trailer

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2 The Creeping Terror (1964)

A newlywed sheriff tries to stop a shambling monster that has emerged from a spaceship to eat people.

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1964-01-01 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Vic Savage, Shannon O'Neil

Rating

rating icon 2.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #19 for
    totally inept
  2. Ranked #23 for
    the Leprechaun's choice
  3. Ranked #25 for
    inept producing

Trailer

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3 The Ghost Galleon (1974)

After a pair of models go missing from a boat, a rescue party discover an empty galleon carrying the coffins of the long dead Knights Templar. The rescue party board the galleon and then discover their own boat has vanished. The survivors struggle to fight off the spectral knights with what little knowledge they have of them.

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1974-06-28 | Horror

Cast

Maria Perschy, Jack Taylor

Rating

rating icon 4.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #11 for
    least successful
  2. Ranked #21 for
    agonizingly slow
  3. Ranked #21 for
    adrift cast

Trailer

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4 The Monster Walks (1932)

Ruth Earlton has come home to her ancestral mansion to claim her inheritance. Accompanied by her boyfriend, she discovers that her father died suddenly under suspicious circumstances. Now it's her turn, as her deranged and relentless uncle targets her for death with the help of his wife and son, plus a very unhappy ape.

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1932-02-10 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Rex Lease, Vera Reynolds

Rating

rating icon 4.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    painfully dull
  2. Ranked #3 for
    wooden performance
  3. Ranked #15 for
    lackluster performance

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5 The Little Mermaid (2018)

A young reporter and his niece discover a beautiful and enchanting creature they believe to be the real little mermaid.

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2018-08-02 | Family / Adventure

Cast

Poppy Drayton, Shirley MacLaine

Rating

rating icon 5.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    very disappointing
  2. Ranked #4 for
    utterly disappointing
  3. Ranked #8 for
    absolutely awful

Trailer

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6 The Alien Dead (1980)

A meteor strikes a houseboat in the swamps near a southern town populated by Yankees with fake accents. The people on the houseboat become zombies who feed on the alligators in the swamp. Once they run out of alligators, they start going for the citizens. A local scientist tries to figure out what's happening to people once they start disappearing.

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1980-06-01 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Buster Crabbe, Ray Roberts

Rating

rating icon 3.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #10 for
    hilariously awful
  2. Ranked #11 for
    unbelievably awful
  3. Ranked #14 for
    hilariously bad

Trailer

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7 Dune Drifter (2020)

When the trainee pilot and her mortally wounded gunner are shot down, they crash land on a nearby planet. An enemy craft offers the chance of spare parts to fix her ship, but then she spots another survivor - an enemy alien soldier with no intention of letting her escape.

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2020-10-24 | Science Fiction / Horror

Cast

Phoebe Sparrow, Daisy Aitkens

Rating

rating icon 3.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #4 for
    craptastic
  2. Ranked #19 for
    execrable
  3. Ranked #27 for
    slow and boring

Trailer

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8 The Djinn (2021)

A mute boy is trapped in his apartment with a sinister monster when he makes a wish to fulfill his heart’s greatest desire.

Info

2021-05-14 | Thriller / Horror

Cast

Ezra Dewey, Rob Brownstein

Rating

rating icon 6.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #5 for
    way too slow
  2. Ranked #19 for
    plain boring
  3. Ranked #20 for
    boring and uneventful

Trailer

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9 The Touch of Satan (1971)

A murderous and decrepit old woman resides on a California walnut farm with her family. On a whim, a traveler named Jodie makes a brief side trip to the farm, where he meets and falls in love with Melissa, the proverbial farmer's daughter. Jodie and Melissa grow closer as Melissa begins to reveal the strange, dark history of her family.

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1971-08-23 | Horror

Cast

Michael Berry, Emby Mellay

Rating

rating icon 2.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #37 for
    blander
  2. Ranked #62 for
    rather underwhelming
  3. Ranked #71 for
    nearly unbearable

Trailer

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10 River Runs Red (2018)

When the son of a successful judge is killed by two police officers and the system sets them free, a hardened veteran detective finds some incriminating files on the officers and the judge teams up with another mourning father to take the law into his own hands.

Info

2018-11-09 | Thriller

Cast

Taye Diggs, John Cusack

Rating

rating icon 5.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    just plain terrible
  2. Ranked #6 for
    plain bad
  3. Ranked #6 for
    poor acting

Trailer

River Runs Red trailer
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