Top rated excruciatingly slow movies that are also lacerating

Check out today’s highest ranked excruciatingly slow and lacerating movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are excruciatingly slow and lacerating, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 The Mad Monster (1942)

A mad scientist changes his simple-minded handyman into a werewolf in order to prove his supposedly crazy scientific theories - and exact revenge.

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1942-05-15 | Horror

Cast

George Zucco, Anne Nagel

Rating

rating icon 3.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #5 for
    hare-brained
  2. Ranked #11 for
    lacerating
  3. Ranked #15 for
    hairbrained

Trailer

The Mad Monster trailer
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2 Drive-In Massacre (1976)

Two police detectives try to catch a serial killer who is stalking a rural California drive-in theater, randomly killing people with a sword.

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1976-12-20 | Mystery / Horror

Cast

John F. Goff, Steve Vincent

Rating

rating icon 4.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    inept producing
  2. Ranked #7 for
    schlock-like editing
  3. Ranked #8 for
    truly abysmal

Trailer

Drive-In Massacre trailer
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3 Blackenstein (1973)

Eddie is a Vietnam veteran who loses his arms and legs when he steps on a land mine, but a brilliant surgeon is able to attach new limbs. Unfortunately an insanely jealous assistant (who has fallen in love with Eddie's fiance) switches Eddie's DNA injections, transforming him into a gigantic killer.

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1973-01-01 | Science Fiction / Action

Cast

Ivory Stone, Joe De Sue

Rating

rating icon 3.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #8 for
    lamentable
  2. Ranked #32 for
    execrable
  3. Ranked #43 for
    truly dreadful

Trailer

Blackenstein trailer
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4 Shadow Warriors II: Assault on Death Mountain (1999)

The Shadow Warriors hire on to reclaim the daughter of a woman whose ex-husband kidnapped the child after a custody battle. At the same time, they uncover a terrorist plot to attack Seattle.

Info

1999-04-04 | Action

Cast

Shannon Tweed, Hulk Hogan

Rating

rating icon 4.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #34 for
    lacerating
  2. Ranked #97 for
    lazy writing
  3. Ranked #226 for
    mind-numbingly stupid

Trailer

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5 The Touch of Satan (1971)

A murderous and decrepit old woman resides on a California walnut farm with her family. On a whim, a traveler named Jodie makes a brief side trip to the farm, where he meets and falls in love with Melissa, the proverbial farmer's daughter. Jodie and Melissa grow closer as Melissa begins to reveal the strange, dark history of her family.

Info

1971-08-23 | Horror

Cast

Michael Berry, Emby Mellay

Rating

rating icon 2.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #37 for
    blander
  2. Ranked #62 for
    rather underwhelming
  3. Ranked #71 for
    nearly unbearable

Trailer

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6 Rupture (2016)

A single mom tries to break free from a mysterious organization that has abducted her.

Info

2016-11-04 | Thriller / Science Fiction

Cast

Noomi Rapace, Peter Stormare

Rating

rating icon 4.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #4 for
    kind of lame
  2. Ranked #5 for
    worth seeing
  3. Ranked #9 for
    soporific

Trailer

Rupture trailer
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7 Ghost of the Needle (2003)

A photographer lures women to his studio, then injects them with a deadly serum before taking pictures of their corpses. But when the photographer starts hearing strange sounds and having strange visions, he begins wondering if he's going insane or if its his latest victim coming to exact vengeance on him.

Info

2003-05-15 | Horror

Cast

Rating

rating icon 2.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #51 for
    lacerating
  2. Ranked #62 for
    ropey
  3. Ranked #241 for
    acting with zero charisma

Trailer

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8 Earth vs. the Spider (2001)

A shy comic book fan is injected with an experimental serum and starts turning into a spider. When web covered bodies start appearing a policeman starts to investigate the strange case.

Info

2001-10-07 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Dan Aykroyd, Devon Gummersall

Rating

rating icon 5.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #19 for
    lacerating
  2. Ranked #51 for
    wasted potential
  3. Ranked #57 for
    ghastly

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9 Severed (2005)

A multi-national forestry company engages in genetic experimentation to increase logging yield in a remote section of forest...

Info

2005-10-20 | Drama / Horror

Cast

Paul Campbell, Julian Christopher

Rating

rating icon 5.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #57 for
    lame ass
  2. Ranked #61 for
    headache
  3. Ranked #86 for
    boring and repetitive

Trailer

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10 War Story (2014)

Lee is a world-weary American woman who arrives in an Italian city. Her tangles with hotel staff, incessant smoking and her disregard of the persistently ringing telephone hint at her volatility brewing beneath the surface. Between fitful naps, she wanders the streets, snapping pictures of refugees as if her camera were both weapon and olive branch. Struggling to confront her demons, Lee resolves to help a beautiful young woman in need.

Info

2014-01-19 | Drama

Cast

Catherine Keener, Hafsia Herzi

Rating

rating icon 4.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #43 for
    beautiful acting
  2. Ranked #63 for
    lacerating
  3. Ranked #255 for
    walking away disappointed

Trailer

War Story trailer
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