Top rated excruciatingly slow movies that are also totally ridiculous

Check out today’s highest ranked excruciatingly slow and totally ridiculous movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are excruciatingly slow and totally ridiculous, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Deadly Illusions (2021)

A bestselling female novelist, suffering from writer's block, hires an innocent young woman to watch over her twin children. As the novelist dangerously indulges in her new best seller, the line between the life she's writing and the one she's living becomes blurred.

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2021-03-18 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Kristin Davis, Dermot Mulroney

Rating

rating icon 5.1
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    plain bad
  2. Ranked #2 for
    absolutely terrible
  3. Ranked #3 for
    laughably bad

Trailer

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2 John Henry (2020)

Ex-gang member John Henry is a quiet man with a violent past. When two immigrant kids on the run from his former South Los Angeles gang leader stumble into his life, John is forced to reconcile with his past in order to try and give them a future.

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2020-01-24 | Drama / Thriller

Cast

Terry Crews, Ludacris

Rating

rating icon 4.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #6 for
    complete garbage
  2. Ranked #11 for
    utter mess
  3. Ranked #14 for
    agonizingly slow

Trailer

John Henry trailer
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3 The Creeping Terror (1964)

A newlywed sheriff tries to stop a shambling monster that has emerged from a spaceship to eat people.

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1964-01-01 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Vic Savage, Shannon O'Neil

Rating

rating icon 2.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #19 for
    totally inept
  2. Ranked #23 for
    the Leprechaun's choice
  3. Ranked #25 for
    inept producing

Trailer

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4 The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy (1958)

A mad doctor builds a robot in order to steal a valuable Aztec treasure from a tomb guarded by a centuries old living mummy.

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1958-07-17 | Science Fiction / Horror

Cast

Ramón Gay, Rosita Arenas

Rating

rating icon 2.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #16 for
    dreadfully dull
  2. Ranked #24 for
    incredibly dull
  3. Ranked #45 for
    excruciatingly slow

Trailer

The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy trailer
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5 Cold Blood (2019)

A legendary but retired hit man lives in peace and isolation in the barren North American wilderness. When he rescues a woman from a snowmobiling accident, he soon discovers that she's harboring a secret that forces him to return to his lethal ways.

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2019-05-15 | Thriller / Action

Cast

Jean Reno, Sarah Lind

Rating

rating icon 5.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    slow and uninteresting
  2. Ranked #3 for
    awfully boring
  3. Ranked #5 for
    terribly boring

Trailer

Cold Blood trailer
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6 Dead Earth (2020)

In a post-apocalyptic world, two young women cling to life in an abandoned resort. They must survive in silence, in mortal fear of attracting the hordes of undead that roam the Earth. When their compound runs out of fuel, they are forced into the countryside to find gas, resulting in a nightmarish encounter with survivors. However, that is nothing compared to the horrors that await them back at home, leading to a deadly confrontation with the evil that surrounds them.

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2020-01-28 | Action / Drama

Cast

Milena Gorum, Alice Tantayanon

Rating

rating icon 4.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #15 for
    painfully boring
  2. Ranked #15 for
    slow and boring
  3. Ranked #16 for
    slow and uninteresting

Trailer

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7 Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.

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2019-10-25 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Phillip Jack Brooks, Trieste Kelly Dunn

Rating

rating icon 5.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    refurbished
  2. Ranked #3 for
    suffering wife
  3. Ranked #4 for
    non-sensical plot

Trailer

Girl on the Third Floor trailer
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8 The Virtuoso (2021)

A lonesome stranger with nerves of steel must track down and kill a rogue hitman to satisfy an outstanding debt. But the only information he's been given is a time and location where to find his quarry. No name. No description. Nothing.

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2021-04-30 | Thriller / Action

Cast

Anthony Hopkins, Abbie Cornish

Rating

rating icon 6.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #4 for
    dreadfully boring
  2. Ranked #8 for
    slow and boring
  3. Ranked #10 for
    horribly boring

Trailer

The Virtuoso trailer
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9 The Titan (2018)

On a bleak future Earth, a soldier endures a radical genetic transformation to save humanity. But his wife fears he's becoming more creature than man.

Info

2018-03-30 | Science Fiction / Thriller

Cast

Sam Worthington, Taylor Schilling

Rating

rating icon 5.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #17 for
    full of holes
  2. Ranked #23 for
    waste of 90 minutes
  3. Ranked #36 for
    terrible waste

Trailer

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10 The Beyond (2018)

Set in 2019, The Beyond chronicles the groundbreaking mission which sent astronauts - modified with advanced robotics, through a newly discovered wormhole known as the Void. When the mission returns unexpectedly, the space agency races to discover what the astronauts encountered on their first of its kind interstellar space journey.

Info

2018-01-09 | Science Fiction

Cast

David Bailie, Jane Perry

Rating

rating icon 5.6
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #17 for
    seriously flawed
  2. Ranked #23 for
    robotical acting
  3. Ranked #28 for
    slow and boring

Trailer

The Beyond trailer
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