Top rated tortuously slow movies that are also absolute rubbish

Check out today’s highest ranked tortuously slow and absolute rubbish movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are tortuously slow and absolute rubbish, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Alien Warfare (2019)

A team of Navy Seals investigates a mysterious science outpost only to have to combat a squad of powerful alien soldiers.

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2019-04-05 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Clayton Snyder, David Meadows

Rating

rating icon 4.083
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    pretty bad
  2. Ranked #2 for
    craptastic
  3. Ranked #2 for
    tortuously slow

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2 Shepherd (2021)

When a deadly secret rots the mind of a grieving widower, the decision to work alone on a deserted island morphs into a terrifying race to save his sanity and his life.

Info

2021-11-26 | Horror

Cast

Tom Hughes, Kate Dickie

Rating

rating icon 5.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    rather dull
  2. Ranked #1 for
    pretty dull
  3. Ranked #1 for
    just plain dull

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3 IO (2019)

As a young scientist searches for a way to save a dying Earth, she finds a connection with a man who's racing to catch the last shuttle off the planet.

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2019-01-18 | Science Fiction

Cast

Margaret Qualley, Anthony Mackie

Rating

rating icon 4.927
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    tedious
  2. Ranked #1 for
    boring
  3. Ranked #1 for
    dull

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4 Downhill (2020)

Barely escaping an avalanche during a family ski vacation in the Alps, a married couple is thrown into disarray as they are forced to reevaluate their lives and how they feel about each other.

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2020-02-06 | Drama / Comedy

Cast

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Will Ferrell

Rating

rating icon 5.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    excruciating
  2. Ranked #1 for
    real downer
  3. Ranked #1 for
    agonizing

Trailer

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5 Hideout (2021)

Evading police at a remote farmhouse after fumbling a robbery, four criminals discover that the family living there is not who they appear to be.

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2021-11-09 | Horror / Crime

Cast

Katie Lyons, Bryan Enright

Rating

rating icon 5.156
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    weird camera angle
  2. Ranked #1 for
    downright painful
  3. Ranked #1 for
    poorly put together

Trailer

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6 First Signal (2021)

When Air Force Space Command receives a signal from an alien satellite in Earth orbit an emergency meeting with the President reveals a government conspiracy.

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2021-04-26 | Drama / History

Cast

Paul Noonan, Conor Timmis

Rating

rating icon 3.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    obvious
  2. Ranked #1 for
    acting with flubs
  3. Ranked #1 for
    amateur production

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7 Awake (2021)

After a sudden global event wipes out all electronics and takes away humankind’s ability to sleep, chaos quickly begins to consume the world. Only Jill, an ex-soldier with a troubled past, may hold the key to a cure in the form of her own daughter. The question is, can Jill safely deliver her daughter and save the world before she herself loses her mind.

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2021-06-09 | Drama / Science Fiction

Cast

Gina Rodriguez, Ariana Greenblatt

Rating

rating icon 5.895
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    boring and stiff
  2. Ranked #4 for
    horrible writing
  3. Ranked #8 for
    pretty bad

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8 Sextuplets (2019)

Father-to-be Alan is shocked to learn that he was born a sextuplet. With his newfound brother Russell riding shotgun, the duo sets out on a hilarious journey to reunite with their remaining long-lost siblings.

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2019-08-16 | Comedy

Cast

Marlon Wayans, Michael Ian Black

Rating

rating icon 6.208
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    painfully unfunny
  2. Ranked #2 for
    total mess
  3. Ranked #3 for
    immoral acting

Trailer

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9 Darlin' (2019)

Found at a Catholic hospital filthy and ferocious, feral teenager Darlin’ is whisked off to a care home run by The Bishop and his obedient nuns, where she’s to be rehabilitated into a "good girl" as an example of the miraculous work of the church. But Darlin’ holds a secret darker than the "sins" she is threatened with, and she is not traveling alone. The Woman who raised her, equally fierce and feral, is ever present in the shadows of Darlin’s psyche and is determined to come for her no matter who tries to get in her way.

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2019-09-11 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Lauryn Canny, Bryan Batt

Rating

rating icon 5.4
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #19 for
    with light-hearted moments
  2. Ranked #32 for
    for Catholic contemplation
  3. Ranked #36 for
    letdown

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10 The Outwaters (2023)

Deep in the Mojave desert, under a scorching blood-red sun, four travelers have set up camp to make art. One fateful night, the group is thrust into a feverish tornado of flayed flesh and mind-boggling monstrosities, the likes of which mere humans simply cannot fathom.

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2023-02-09 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Robbie Banfitch, Angela Basolis

Rating

rating icon 4.373
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    loud sound
  2. Ranked #1 for
    brace yourself
  3. Ranked #1 for
    pitch black

Trailer

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