Top rated tortuously slow movies that are also crap

Check out today’s highest ranked tortuously slow and crap movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are tortuously slow and crap, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Alien Warfare (2019)

A team of Navy Seals investigates a mysterious science outpost only to have to combat a squad of powerful alien soldiers.

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2019-04-05 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Clayton Snyder, David Meadows

Rating

rating icon 4.083
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    craptastic
  2. Ranked #2 for
    pretty bad
  3. Ranked #2 for
    tortuously slow

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2 Hideout (2021)

Evading police at a remote farmhouse after fumbling a robbery, four criminals discover that the family living there is not who they appear to be.

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2021-11-09 | Horror / Crime

Cast

Katie Lyons, Bryan Enright

Rating

rating icon 5.156
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    poorly put together
  2. Ranked #1 for
    weird camera angle
  3. Ranked #1 for
    downright painful

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3 Downhill (2020)

Barely escaping an avalanche during a family ski vacation in the Alps, a married couple is thrown into disarray as they are forced to reevaluate their lives and how they feel about each other.

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2020-02-06 | Drama / Comedy

Cast

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Will Ferrell

Rating

rating icon 5.3
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    excruciating
  2. Ranked #1 for
    real downer
  3. Ranked #1 for
    agonizing

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4 Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill (2022)

In a night of killer comedy, Bill Burr hosts a showcase of his most raucous stand-up comic pals as they riff on everything from COVID to Michael Jackson.

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2022-06-06 | Comedy

Cast

Bill Burr, Michelle Wolf

Rating

rating icon 5.7
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    terribly unfunny
  2. Ranked #2 for
    torturous
  3. Ranked #3 for
    almost painful

Trailer

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5 The Outwaters (2023)

Deep in the Mojave desert, under a scorching blood-red sun, four travelers have set up camp to make art. One fateful night, the group is thrust into a feverish tornado of flayed flesh and mind-boggling monstrosities, the likes of which mere humans simply cannot fathom.

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2023-02-09 | Horror / Science Fiction

Cast

Robbie Banfitch, Angela Basolis

Rating

rating icon 4.373
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    pitch black
  2. Ranked #1 for
    blackness
  3. Ranked #1 for
    loud sound

Trailer

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6 IO (2019)

As a young scientist searches for a way to save a dying Earth, she finds a connection with a man who's racing to catch the last shuttle off the planet.

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2019-01-18 | Science Fiction

Cast

Margaret Qualley, Anthony Mackie

Rating

rating icon 4.927
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    tedious
  2. Ranked #1 for
    trouble staying awake
  3. Ranked #1 for
    boring

Trailer

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7 The Final Wish (2019)

Following the passing of his father, Aaron Hammond returns to his hometown to help his devastated mother and to confront his past demons. Sifting through his father’s belongings, Aaron comes upon a mysterious item that is far more than it seems.

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2019-01-24 | Horror

Cast

Lin Shaye, Michael Welch

Rating

rating icon 5.004
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #7 for
    boring and uninteresting
  2. Ranked #7 for
    sighing
  3. Ranked #7 for
    absolute trash

Trailer

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8 The Honeymoon (2022)

Englishman Adam and his American bride Sarah are about to embark on the romantic honeymoon of a lifetime in Venice, Italy. But when the newlyweds’ trip is gatecrashed by Adam’s excessively needy best friend, Ed, it inadvertently turns their perfect lovers’ holiday into a complete disaster.

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2022-12-16 | Comedy

Cast

Pico Alexander, Maria Bakalova

Rating

rating icon 4.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    tortuously slow
  2. Ranked #3 for
    riotous
  3. Ranked #3 for
    excruciatingly bad

Trailer

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9 Sextuplets (2019)

Father-to-be Alan is shocked to learn that he was born a sextuplet. With his newfound brother Russell riding shotgun, the duo sets out on a hilarious journey to reunite with their remaining long-lost siblings.

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2019-08-16 | Comedy

Cast

Marlon Wayans, Michael Ian Black

Rating

rating icon 6.208
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    painfully unfunny
  2. Ranked #2 for
    total mess
  3. Ranked #3 for
    immoral acting

Trailer

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10 Marmaduke (2022)

Great Dane Marmaduke epitomizes the overgrown lapdog, with an irascible streak and a penchant for mischief that is tempered with a deep sense of love and responsibility for his human family, the Winslows. The new animation is set in the world of elite dog shows, rife divas, rivalries and slapstick comedy.

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2022-04-28 | Animation / Family

Cast

Pete Davidson, J.K. Simmons

Rating

rating icon 5.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    lackluster performance
  2. Ranked #2 for
    bottom of the barrel
  3. Ranked #3 for
    embarrassing self

Trailer

Marmaduke trailer
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