Top rated tortuously slow movies that are also just plain dumb

Check out today’s highest ranked tortuously slow and just plain dumb movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are tortuously slow and just plain dumb, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 The Honeymoon (2022)

Englishman Adam and his American bride Sarah are about to embark on the romantic honeymoon of a lifetime in Venice, Italy. But when the newlyweds’ trip is gatecrashed by Adam’s excessively needy best friend, Ed, it inadvertently turns their perfect lovers’ holiday into a complete disaster.

Info

2022-12-16 | Comedy

Cast

Pico Alexander, Maria Bakalova

Rating

rating icon 4.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    tortuously slow
  2. Ranked #3 for
    irritating
  3. Ranked #3 for
    excruciatingly bad

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2 Abandoned (2022)

After a young couple moves into a remote farmhouse with their infant son, the woman's struggles with postpartum psychosis begin to intensify... as the house reveals secrets of its own.

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2022-06-17 | Horror / Mystery

Cast

Emma Roberts, John Gallagher Jr.

Rating

rating icon 6.006
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #4 for
    painfully boring
  2. Ranked #5 for
    headache
  3. Ranked #6 for
    tortuously slow

Trailer

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3 Marmaduke (2022)

Great Dane Marmaduke epitomizes the overgrown lapdog, with an irascible streak and a penchant for mischief that is tempered with a deep sense of love and responsibility for his human family, the Winslows. The new animation is set in the world of elite dog shows, rife divas, rivalries and slapstick comedy.

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2022-04-28 | Animation / Family

Cast

Pete Davidson, J.K. Simmons

Rating

rating icon 5.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    lackluster performance
  2. Ranked #2 for
    bottom of the barrel
  3. Ranked #3 for
    embarrassing self

Trailer

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4 Alien Warfare (2019)

A team of Navy Seals investigates a mysterious science outpost only to have to combat a squad of powerful alien soldiers.

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2019-04-05 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Clayton Snyder, David Meadows

Rating

rating icon 4.083
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    craptastic
  2. Ranked #2 for
    pretty bad
  3. Ranked #2 for
    disastrous

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5 Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020)

Addicted to technology, a group of teens attends a rehabilitation camp in the forest, but a sinister force there intends to take them offline forever.

Info

2020-03-13 | Comedy / Horror

Cast

Julia Wieniawa-Narkiewicz, Wiktoria Gąsiewska

Rating

rating icon 5.257
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #5 for
    paying homage
  2. Ranked #6 for
    boring and stiff
  3. Ranked #9 for
    dumb decision

Trailer

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6 Sextuplets (2019)

Father-to-be Alan is shocked to learn that he was born a sextuplet. With his newfound brother Russell riding shotgun, the duo sets out on a hilarious journey to reunite with their remaining long-lost siblings.

Info

2019-08-16 | Comedy

Cast

Marlon Wayans, Michael Ian Black

Rating

rating icon 6.208
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    painfully unfunny
  2. Ranked #2 for
    total mess
  3. Ranked #3 for
    immoral acting

Trailer

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7 Hideout (2021)

Evading police at a remote farmhouse after fumbling a robbery, four criminals discover that the family living there is not who they appear to be.

Info

2021-11-09 | Horror / Crime

Cast

Katie Lyons, Bryan Enright

Rating

rating icon 5.156
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    downright painful
  2. Ranked #1 for
    poorly put together
  3. Ranked #1 for
    weird camera angle

Trailer

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8 IO (2019)

As a young scientist searches for a way to save a dying Earth, she finds a connection with a man who's racing to catch the last shuttle off the planet.

Info

2019-01-18 | Science Fiction

Cast

Margaret Qualley, Anthony Mackie

Rating

rating icon 4.927
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    dull and boring
  2. Ranked #1 for
    tedious
  3. Ranked #1 for
    slow and boring

Trailer

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9 Awake (2021)

After a sudden global event wipes out all electronics and takes away humankind’s ability to sleep, chaos quickly begins to consume the world. Only Jill, an ex-soldier with a troubled past, may hold the key to a cure in the form of her own daughter. The question is, can Jill safely deliver her daughter and save the world before she herself loses her mind.

Info

2021-06-09 | Drama / Science Fiction

Cast

Gina Rodriguez, Ariana Greenblatt

Rating

rating icon 5.895
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    boring and stiff
  2. Ranked #4 for
    horrible writing
  3. Ranked #8 for
    pretty bad

Trailer

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10 House of Darkness (2022)

Driving home to her secluded estate after meeting at a local bar, a player out to score thinks his beautiful, mysterious date will be another casual hook-up. While getting acquainted, their flirtation turns playful, sexy and sinister. Hoping to get lucky, his luck may have just run out.

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2022-09-09 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Justin Long, Kate Bosworth

Rating

rating icon 4.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    excruciatingly boring
  2. Ranked #2 for
    dull
  3. Ranked #2 for
    tedious

Trailer

House of Darkness trailer
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