Top rated tortuously slow movies that are also kind of lame

Check out today’s highest ranked tortuously slow and kind of lame movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are tortuously slow and kind of lame, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Fortress (2021)

The story revolves around a top-secret resort for retired U.S. intelligence officers. A group of criminals led by Balzary breach the compound, hellbent on revenge on Robert, forcing the retired officer and his son to save the day.

Info

2021-12-17 | Action / Thriller

Cast

Jesse Metcalfe, Bruce Willis

Rating

rating icon 5.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    embarrassing cast
  2. Ranked #1 for
    fairly entertaining
  3. Ranked #1 for
    imbecile

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2 The Jack in the Box (2019)

When a vintage Jack-in-the-box is un-earthed and opened, it's new owners soon have reason to believe the creepy clown doll within has a life of its own.

Info

2019-11-09 | Horror

Cast

Ethan Taylor, Robert Strange

Rating

rating icon 5.805
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    alright
  2. Ranked #1 for
    weak
  3. Ranked #1 for
    deserve to be watched

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The Jack in the Box trailer
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3 Risen (2021)

Disaster unfolds when a meteor strikes a small town, turning the environment uninhabitable and killing everything in the surrounding area. Exobiologist Lauren Stone is called to find answers to the unearthly event. As she begins to uncover the truth, imminent danger awakens and it becomes a race against time to save mankind.

Info

2021-08-20 | Science Fiction / Drama

Cast

Nicole Schalmo, Jack Campbell

Rating

rating icon 5.192
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    badly produced
  2. Ranked #2 for
    tying loose ends
  3. Ranked #3 for
    with exaggerated facial expression

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Risen trailer
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4 Deviant Love (2019)

In a tailspin after her marriage collapses, Jamie falls for a helpful gentleman whose interest in her welfare hides sinister motives.

Info

2019-09-13 | Thriller / TV Movie

Cast

Emma Bell, Nick Ballard

Rating

rating icon 4.8
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    kind of corny editing
  2. Ranked #1 for
    deviant
  3. Ranked #1 for
    artistic quality

Trailer

Deviant Love trailer
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5 Deathcember (2019)

Advent – a time of joyful anticipation. You will surely remember the feeling you had as a child, waking up on the first December morning. Rising early, ready to open a new door for 24 consecutive days.

Info

2019-10-25 | Horror

Cast

Barbara Crampton, Tiffany Shepis

Rating

rating icon 5.38
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    mixed bag
  2. Ranked #3 for
    baby doll
  3. Ranked #5 for
    vignette narrative

Trailer

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6 Skylines (2020)

When a virus threatens to turn the now earth-dwelling friendly alien hybrids against humans, Captain Rose Corley must lead a team of elite mercenaries on a mission to the alien world in order to save what's left of humanity.

Info

2020-10-25 | Science Fiction / Action

Cast

Lindsey Morgan, Alexander Siddig

Rating

rating icon 5.574
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    nothing ground breaking
  2. Ranked #1 for
    mediocre
  3. Ranked #1 for
    not that bad

Trailer

Skylines trailer
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7 The Munsters (2022)

Lily is a typical 150-year-old lovelorn vampire who's looking for the man of her nightmares -- until she lays her eyes on Herman, a 7-foot-tall green experiment with a heart of gold. It's love at first shock as these two ghouls fall fangs over feet for each other in a Transylvanian romance. Unfortunately, it's not all smooth sailing in the cemetery as Lily's father has other plans for his beloved daughter's future, and they don't involve her new bumbling beau.

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2022-09-27 | Comedy / Fantasy

Cast

Jeff Daniel Phillips, Sheri Moon Zombie

Rating

rating icon 5.729
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    pure camp
  2. Ranked #1 for
    kitschy editing
  3. Ranked #1 for
    mildly entertaining

Trailer

The Munsters trailer
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8 Dig (2022)

A widower and his deaf daughter are held hostage and forced to dig under their house, revealing dark secrets from the past.

Info

2022-09-23 | Mystery / Thriller

Cast

Thomas Jane, Harlow Jane

Rating

rating icon 5.067
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #6 for
    miscast
  2. Ranked #7 for
    pretty lame
  3. Ranked #9 for
    totally miscast

Trailer

Dig trailer
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9 Deus (2022)

A mysterious black sphere is discovered in the orbit of Mars. The Achilles is sent to investigate. After the bedraggled six-person crew wake from eight months hibernation, the Sphere is transmitting a single word in every Earth language ever known - Deus.

Info

2022-11-04 | Science Fiction / Thriller

Cast

Claudia Black, David O'Hara

Rating

rating icon 5.5
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #3 for
    wooden performance
  2. Ranked #6 for
    lackluster performance
  3. Ranked #7 for
    just plain terrible

Trailer

Deus trailer
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10 Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.

Info

2019-10-25 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Phil Brooks, Trieste Kelly Dunn

Rating

rating icon 5.2
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    passable acting
  2. Ranked #1 for
    refurbished
  3. Ranked #1 for
    suffering wife

Trailer

Girl on the Third Floor trailer
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