Top rated tortuously slow movies that are also slipshod

Check out today’s highest ranked tortuously slow and slipshod movies! Looking for the greatest movies of all times? Here is the list of the best movies that are tortuously slow and slipshod, based on the crowd's interest and popular searches from the country.

1 Alien Warfare (2019)

A team of Navy Seals investigates a mysterious science outpost only to have to combat a squad of powerful alien soldiers.

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2019-04-05 | Action / Science Fiction

Cast

Clayton Snyder, David Meadows

Rating

rating icon 4.083
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    pretty bad
  2. Ranked #2 for
    craptastic
  3. Ranked #2 for
    disastrous

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2 Deathcember (2019)

Advent – a time of joyful anticipation. You will surely remember the feeling you had as a child, waking up on the first December morning. Rising early, ready to open a new door for 24 consecutive days.

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2019-10-25 | Horror

Cast

Barbara Crampton, Tiffany Shepis

Rating

rating icon 5.38
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    mixed bag
  2. Ranked #3 for
    baby doll
  3. Ranked #5 for
    wrapped-around story

Trailer

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3 Christmas in Pine Valley (2022)

Natalie is the owner of a successful farm and home goods store that garners the attention of a major magazine. The magazine sends a reporter named Josh to profile Natalie’s company thinking it's a family-run business. Little does he know that Natalie's business is run by her with the help of longtime family friends. Knowing how much the article will help struggling farm, Natalie must convince Josh that her "family" and Christmas traditions are all real.

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2022-11-19 | TV Movie / Comedy

Cast

Kristina Cole, Andrew Biernat

Rating

rating icon 5.9
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #2 for
    painfully awful
  2. Ranked #6 for
    close scrutiny
  3. Ranked #14 for
    trite

Trailer

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4 Risen (2021)

Disaster unfolds when a meteor strikes a small town, turning the environment uninhabitable and killing everything in the surrounding area. Exobiologist Lauren Stone is called to find answers to the unearthly event. As she begins to uncover the truth, imminent danger awakens and it becomes a race against time to save mankind.

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2021-08-20 | Science Fiction / Drama

Cast

Nicole Schalmo, Jack Campbell

Rating

rating icon 5.192
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    badly produced
  2. Ranked #2 for
    tying loose ends
  3. Ranked #3 for
    painfully slow

Trailer

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5 Deadly Illusions (2021)

A bestselling female novelist, suffering from writer's block, hires an innocent young woman to watch over her twin children. As the novelist dangerously indulges in her new best seller, the line between the life she's writing and the one she's living becomes blurred.

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2021-03-18 | Thriller / Drama

Cast

Kristin Davis, Dermot Mulroney

Rating

rating icon 5.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    bad
  2. Ranked #1 for
    wack
  3. Ranked #1 for
    laughably bad

Trailer

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6 The Minute You Wake Up Dead (2022)

A stockbroker in a small southern town gets embroiled in an insurance scam with a next-door neighbor that leads to multiple murders when a host of other people want in on the plot. Sheriff Thurmond Fowler, the by-the-book town sheriff for over four decades, works earnestly to try and unravel the town’s mystery and winds up getting more than he bargained for.

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2022-11-04 | Thriller / Crime

Cast

Cole Hauser, Jaimie Alexander

Rating

rating icon 5.351
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #9 for
    slapdash
  2. Ranked #11 for
    hairbrained
  3. Ranked #13 for
    hare-brained

Trailer

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7 Planet Dune (2021)

A crew on a mission to rescue a marooned base on a desert planet turns deadly when the crew finds themselves hunted and attacked by the planet’s apex predators: giant sand worms.

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2021-10-29 | Science Fiction / Horror

Cast

Sean Young, Emily Killian

Rating

rating icon 4.961
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #1 for
    agonizingly slow
  2. Ranked #1 for
    threadbare plot
  3. Ranked #3 for
    paper-thin plot

Trailer

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8 Death Rink (2021)

The night staff of roller rink are stalked and killed by a mysterious figure who they believe may be the spirit of a teenager who was accidentally killed there years ago.

Info

2021-05-11 | Horror

Cast

Amanda Courtney, Caedmon Holland

Rating

rating icon 2.0
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #40 for
    slapdash
  2. Ranked #46 for
    lack of acting skill
  3. Ranked #50 for
    haphazard production

Trailer

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9 Prey (2019)

After being put on a supposedly uninhabited island as a form of behavioral rehabilitation, a high school senior finds that he's not alone on the island, and that getting discovered could be deadly.

Info

2019-07-18 | Horror / Thriller

Cast

Logan Miller, Kristine Froseth

Rating

rating icon 4.681
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #9 for
    lame brained
  2. Ranked #13 for
    big thumbs down
  3. Ranked #13 for
    pretty lame

Trailer

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10 The Final Wish (2019)

Following the passing of his father, Aaron Hammond returns to his hometown to help his devastated mother and to confront his past demons. Sifting through his father’s belongings, Aaron comes upon a mysterious item that is far more than it seems.

Info

2019-01-24 | Horror

Cast

Lin Shaye, Michael Welch

Rating

rating icon 5.004
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People's Taste Ranking

  1. Ranked #7 for
    absolute trash
  2. Ranked #7 for
    sighing
  3. Ranked #7 for
    boring and uninteresting

Trailer

The Final Wish trailer
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